BLOGGER: Too much Fun

DRUNK TEXTS: (519) Which tatto should I get? A flower on my foot or Rich guys only above my vagina?

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BLOGGER: Dressed like 80’s but acting like it’s the 70’s

Drunk Texts: (512) I think I attract men with penises shaped like frodo baggins. Lol short and hairy

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BLOGGER: You people think Grey Goose is only for drinking!

DRUNK TEXTS: (281)I’m home now and my hangover is much better since I puked in front of the entire class

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BLOGGER: Is it me or does it look like they are in a soft porn waiting for someone to cum?

DRUNKTEXTS: (323) I pulled a Johnny Drama today and popped a bonner during acting class. Needless to say I need more classes

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BLOGGER: A little disapointed that no one drawed dicks on his forehead.  

Drunk Texts: (307)You did happen to get any phone calls last night regarding unicorns did you?

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BLOGGER:  I can’t tell who’s more frightened?

DRUNK TEXTS: (781) what are you doing (617)Making an omlette with bananas. Thats all i ahd for it (781) Reply: Why?

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BLOGGER: Another great use for duct tape

DRUNK TEXTS: (614) Why don’t you let yourself go and be bisexual with me tonight.

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BLOGGER: A boat that lives up to it’s name.

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