Ok we need a few things for the site’s new sections. We need pictures of you and your summertime crew. We won’t make fun so don’t worry. Just send us a picture of you and your friends in Newport, The Cape, Maine or wherever the hell else you go. Name your crew if you want. If we don’t like the name, we’ll change it. If we like the name, we’ll probably change it. Also, send us pictures from your Massachusetts college or university, pictures of Boston sexiness and the usual. Thats it. Girls too. Thanks. You’re nice.

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MAIL: What up. This is my boy Paul. I kinda feel bad for the guy though. He is desperate to be a member of the Ginger Kid Mafia and I swear he gets depressed that his hair is brown. Just wanted to let you know.

If he is so desperate to be a ginger then why does he have a blonde wig on and not a red one? Has the USA gone so far as to band Ginger wigs across the nation?

Ok so here is the deal party people. We are not as lazy you think. We have been spending many many seconds of our lives getting the new site ready and even though we have delayed it 25 times already, we think it is finally almost there….so thats why. Hang in there. It’s cominggggg. So much Johny Superstar, Mikey VIP and MNM Bink comin that you won’t even know what to do with yourself.

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I feel like people don’t realize just how gross this is. Seeing this makes me want to use little girl/homosexual words like “yuck”.

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Hello my ginger children. I was recently thinking I would give all of you your very own original ginger names and after gazing at the picture long enough for my eyes to turn red (no pun intended), I realized that this task is impossible. I try to single each one of you out but all I’m getting out of it is a sea of orangey redness which one could compare to fire. You’re just like white people. You all look alike. Damn you Gingerkid Mafia! You deserve better than this. I keep a picture of you close to my heart at all times.

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Finallyyyy! A new picture of MNM Bink. Or so the emailer says. I’m not sure that MNM would have a tattoo of a dancing pig on her back because she is a realist and everyone knows that real pigs cannot dance. I’m sure of it. And the bathing suit looks edible. Hmmmm….Hard to say.

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Sofa, I see you’re still bellybutton showcasing. I have a question. Is your bellybutton really bigger than your nipples? That’s so fahking awesome! And look how shiny everything looks when you’re around. You make me wanna drink water you playboy you.

(Did you catch the secret phrase within my words? Go back and read it again. Today is puzzle Wednesday)

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Dude: Dude, I don’t know if I’m ready to dance with a girl.
Dude 2: No dude. You are. You’ve been training hard for this.
Dude: Do you think I should bring my camara just to make sure I did a good job?
Dude 2: No doubt son. Girls are gonna love us.

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What? She looked hungry and I’m an animal lover.

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