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Mail: Look its the new WSW sign. It looks like a W doesnt it. HAHA Ummmm…ya I guess. That is some serious blue eye make up on the right btw. Reminds me of my childhood dressing up as my favorite WWF guy. I would so wrestle you. A few extra sprinkles of creativity and you could have gone all the way with it. You’re obviously from the north shore and I’m ok with that.
Venu
About 2 seconds later, chief punched her in the tits. What the F is he doing? This picture was sent and labled Venu. Is Venu still around? Seriously, I have no idea. I think the last time I heard the word Venu, I was throwing my size small A/X shirt in the dryer for maximum tightness before venturing out to the Palace aka Bahama Beach Club. Nevermind, I googled it. It’s still there. Look’s like the Euron’s took over judging by the pictures posted on the site.
PDA
Whoa chief. What the hell is that? Yeah that little interlocking finger action? Is that like, symbolic for the choo-choo train going into the tunnel or something? The national sign language symbol for “Lets play tummy sticks??” It’s bad enough that you almost look like you’re doing 2-man shadow puppets in the middle of a club, but also being cuddled by Rico McSweattyface? The look on your face tells it all buddy. “Heyyyy! Where’s your other hand….”
Duck lips
Awwww… cute. You musta been doing some form of fist pump with those duck lips you have going on there… My guess is that you were either dancing like nobody was watching or… ORRRR you were trying to squirt water at the camera through your teeth… I mean, I don’t see a Madonna sized gap or anything but… OMG and I think you’re giving your friend the shocker in the picture! SPARKLEZ IS FAMOUS
DUE TO HIS CELEBRITY STATUS, SPARKLEZ NOW BREAKS BREAD WITH NICOLE RITCHIE. I FEEL LIKE YOU’RE GOING FOR A MORE FEATHERED LOOK THESE DAYS SPARKZ. (THATS MY PET NAME FOR HIM). I PREFER AT LEAST A HALF OUNCE MORE GEL IN MY BLOWOUT.
Drunk Sofa
A drunken sofa king. This is some top notch photography. What’s new buddy? Didn’t get a chance to photoshop this one did ya now… I didn’t notice any Prada borders or $100 bills floating around your attire. Looks like you forgot to use enough product in your hair in this picture too… You musta run out of spiker. It’s not shiny. Tell your buddy to keep his shirt on too… Nobody wants to see arms the size of q-tips in the fruit of the loom wife beater. Good talk.
Gravity
No no no dear. You can’t just open your mouth and hope that the booze comes rifling outta the bottle. There’s this little thing called “Gravity”… Say it with me now… Gra-vi-ty. You’re very blonde, so I’ll make an exception here. Don’t worry though, one day they’ll put instructions on the bottles… Something like “Invert to pour.” |
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