Hello ladies and gents. I just wanted to tell all of you to check out our Wicked Sexy Colleges page.   Below is a taste.  There’s some pretty funny sh%t. I made it easy for you to visit because I’m great. Just click here! 

Ahhh Beer Pong. Such a great game. This is college at its best. Beer pong, a pool party, and women.  Wait, where the f%ck are the women? Forget what i just said, this is just another pickle fest with a ”Want A Be” no less. See the tool in the white hat.  Guy, pull up your friggin shorts and turn your hat around. Newsflash, your a white boy from the burbs. There’s no reason to be showing your as% to your buds. They don’t want to see that sh!t. FYI, bathing suits have liners so that you don’t need underwear. duh!

Congrats to the guy in the Red Sox hat, your actually wearing your hat correctly, I’m not sure what it is your doing in this pic. Is this your version of the blue steel pose crossed with farting. If so, you nailed it.  Keep up the good work.

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Mikey VIP is back baby!  It’s been a while my friend.  A few months back somebody sent an email saying you have a boat called Nightlife or something along those lines but didn’t send a picture with it. I can’t remember exactly what the name was.  I was saving it for a rainy day but now I can’t find it.  How is this for a proposal…  WSW will pay for you to change the name to “VIP”.  You know it’s a great name and I’m dead serious.  A worthy investment but you have to send us pictures. Email me. 

P.S.  Tell your friend that white belts make a statement that he may not want to be making.

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“HI DAD”

Don’t worry.  Nobody will think you’re gay after seeing this. 

Who wants to bet the guy on the left cropped this picture and sent it in?  I just want to let you boys know that under no circumstances will I ever take this picture down so don’t ask.  People of Boston will learn from this.  And besides, Mark the intern loves this picture. 

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Original Post:  MAIL:  “What’s worse than a flexing pic equipped with kissy lips featuring a brand spankin’ new tattoo? Oh..I know..when the tattoo artist spells the word you got tattooed on you wrong.”

What retard doesn’t know the word “compasion” is actually spelled compation???  Seriusly? 

Hi,
EMAIL:  I just want to let you know that the pic with the kid showing off his new tattoo “compasion” he spelled it wrong and so didnt you, it’s actually spelled “compassion’ with 2 s’s not a “t” and you spelled seriously wrong, you guys need to use a spell check!!!!!!! Just letting you know! if your going to poke fun atleast get it right!

Thank U emailer.  But just realize sometimes dictionaries and spell check are wrong too.   One time I spell checked the entire dictionary so I know.  I’m surprised you didn’t catch us spell pitcure and seriusly wrong too.  Thank god for our fans.

P.S.  And thank you for not swearing at us.  Then we would have had to post your email address and pitcure and would have drawn a giant penis on your head.

Moving on, with the help of Ben, we found a way to save you tattoo man.  Add one of those little line thingies over the “S” and you have yourself the spanish version of the word and the spelling would be correct.  Thank god for us.  That’s what we do.  We help people.  Send us pic once you getter done.  Or…just draw one with a marker and send it anyway.

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Tall girls are great! Especially when you’re about 5’6. Walk around the club, find a nice big rack exposing some major cleavage, hammer down some liquid courage, and WHAM! Stuff your face so deep you can feel ribs and go… BBBBBBBBBB! Actually can I get a spell check on that? What is the actual phoenetical spelling of the the motorboat noise? Get back to me on that thanks. This girl looks pretty hammered, I don’t think she’s noticed a Euron has clung on to her like a baby kitten lookin’ for some milk.

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Steroids aren’t supposed to make your dome big dude… Go have that checked out. Either you suffered some raging side effects or that’s where you keep your cell phone, camera, keys, change of outfit, spare tire, lamp, xbox, and wallet… all tucked under that ginormous hat. I think you’re a midget too… Look at where the door handle is vs. your head.

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I’m not sure where to begin. I mean seriously, look at all the damn fishnets here. I had to move my laptop off my lap cuz it just won’t stay there while I’m pitchin’ a tent looking at this picture. Cleavage, legs, fishnets, totally not fair. I swear this Halloween I’m going where you go Jon. It musta been a little tough getting drinks with your Justin Timberlake dickinabox costume, constantly bangin’ your unit against the bar… Regardless, awesome costume, you’d better one-up yourself this year. I think I’m gonna go as Sofa King.

Every single holiday, a dickinabox.

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We’ve all heard of the dirty sanchez, the rodeo, the angry dragon… But you my friend are an innovator!! A full fledged Boston Crab, reminiscent of the early 90′s wrestling finishing moves… 10 points go to you buddy, for crushin’ some a$$, then while she’s sleeping, have one of your buddies come over and take a picture while you twist her spine up into contortionist-like angles. I have a feeling this is gonna be a new trend… Guys sending in pictures of themselves getting their girlfriends to tap out after sex…

First one to send in a proper “Million Dollar Dream” wins.

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