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Baby guidos in the making.
MAILER: “HEY GUYS, LETS ALL GET IN THE BATHROOM TOGETHER AND THROW UP OUR FAKE GANG SIGNS SO PEOPLE CAN THINK WE’RE COOL!”
I sense sarcasm mailer. I think this is soooo fucking cool. Hey guys, the vagina sign is suppose to be vertical, not horizontal. You’ll understand why once you actually see one. Nice Hat!
Love that hat, It’s very rainbowlicious. Did you just come out? Your friends on the right look miserable. That took a lot of guts and they should be more supportive. From Where?
If I was the tattoo artist and saw all you guys walking in, I woulda guessed you wanted matching “My Little Pony” tats. Apparently all the Red Sox attire must have given it away. You guys should probably go hang out at Yankee Stadium. Practice
That’s it… Get riiiight in there. Practice makes perfect when it comes to licking ass. That’s what Matt says anyway. I can see someone holding a beercan at the bottom of the picture… I’m sure ithis took a little liquid courage. You ALSO have your cell-phone in your hand while you do it… Who are you having listen in you perv?! Nice Backstreet Boy poster in the background. That can come down any day now. FP’s
MAIL: hey guys i was at the club called orchid on rt 1 on the famous northshore…after reading all your comments about the fistpumpers i think that i found where they have their meetings…im talking blowouts…ripped jeans and tanning explosions…they are all there…Avalon back in the day thats what it was…legit there was a lot of bald guys…i figured they lost their hair cuz all the hair wax they used when they would go to avalon…please do something funny wit this spot.
There is nothing funny about balding fistpumpers. This must be the place where blowouts go to die. We have gotten more mail about Orchid than Joey Sincere and Blow Gloss combined. Literally we have addresses, family names, phone numbers and favorite colors. What are we supposed to do with this kind of information? All I want to do is make women’s shoes in my spare time. I’m not into stalking people.
To Orchid Camera Man: Sorry our logo covered up your logo. We didn’t do it on purpose. Just so everyone knows underneath WSW it says, “Orchid www.orchidboston.com”.
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STEP AWAY FROM THE SPRAY TAN.. YOU ARE GLOWING! posted by: Unknown
So as you all can now see, you can post your own captions and pictures for our approval but remember to play nice. The shit talking in the comments section has begun. Also, you may notice us get lazy in the next couple weeks for the holidays. Keep yourselves occupied by talking more shit in the comments section. Yoga
MAILER: CLUB NAKED COMIN ATCHA……….
More like asses … Nice.. Do you think any of them were smart enough to ask why are we getting paid to do yoga stretches at a club? Nah probably not. Nice wedgie on the left. If I was there I would be a gentlemen and pulled it out with my teeth. Also, I love the cross tattoo right in the middle of the ”The LANDING ZONE”. I’m sure GOD doesn’t mind.
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