Spiderman

college chicks

MAIL: We aren’t attention whores are we?

Hey nothing wrong with chicks wanting to strip down to their underwear and taking pictures, making out or having topless pillow fights etc.. WSW strongly encourages attention whore behavior.

I have a feeling the girl on the left doesn’t wear underwear normally, I’m not sure why. Call it my Spidy senses.

 Mark

 

 

Dick?

dick tuck

MAIL: Do you guys see a dick? i don’t

Actually I see 6. Don’t you? 

We got another stallion with a perm to the right. Sweet. 

Young and Dum..

group of chics

MAIL: Hi r u girls 19… Awesome lets hangout…

Is that suppose to be a dig? Young chicks are the best..Haven’t you ever heard the saying; Young, dum and full of cum.

Either way, I find it hard to believe that this dorky kid can get any ass. Young or Old. Oh wait, I forgot that he knows the Ginger Kid Mafia. I take that back. Maybe they throw him some of their left over groupies. They can be generous like that.

Disguised

Mail: men and makeup? bad hair! hahah this is killing me…

Its killing their parents more..Trust me

They look like their Barneys disguising themselves as Eurons. 

Go wash that shit off. Jesus!

 Mark

Life is Short

Spray tan

I almost fell for it. Up until I saw the ghostly shadow of a girl behind the 1980’s Mustache Man.

Anyways, what important in this picture is that his shirt says Life is Short Spray Tan. Does anyone know where he got it? I want to buy one for the chick that looked like a Neon Sign.

Shit, I forgot my red shirt and blue jeans today ladies..Sorry

Are you…

group sex

…F*CKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!

A bunch of shirtless dudes flexing, wearing nothing but boxers, in someone’s bedroom? Oh that definitely SCREAMS, “I love vagina.”

I expect better from you Sofa King. I woulda figured Joey Sincere for this photo-op… Surprised he’s not here. Keep saying you wanna “bang us out” little man…

Oh without question…

Wow. Not so much the fact that this guy photoshopped himself into an inspirational type poster, but the fact that he used the term, “Ladies Man.” My teachers in grade school used to call me that… Get with it buddy. It IS 2009. Pimp, Hustler, Stud, Pornstar… All these could have substituted. Now go put on your stone-washed jeans and Champion sweatshirt and get a bowl haircut.

Another S.A.D. case.

very hot blonde

I know you have been admiring yourself in the mirror for hours and your are starting to wonder if that is weird. Don’t worry there are thousands of S.A.D. cases in America that also love themselves sooo much that they do indeed spend hours in the bathroom with their cameras. Some even beat off to their own reflections.

My point is your not alone, so if you feel like you might want to do the second one don’t feel weird. It’s perfectly normal. Please just send us some pictures for our medical records.

Thanks

Mark