It’s one thing to be coke whores. I get it. Coke is pretty expensive, especially in this tough economy, but beer whores? Is it really worth sucking this kids 1″ crippler for a warm $2 budlight. Have an ounce of respect. You probably could of just flashed him your A cups.

Come to think of it, Magnum boy seems to be all out.

I hope this taught you two dumb asses that whoring isn’t all what it’s made up to be.

Mark

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Captain Ginger… What the hell? Now I can’t even call you “ginger” in any sense, hence the qualifying part of your nickname was based on your red hair. This is like DJ Play not playing house,
Winter not promoting, Sparklez not photoshopping his earrings, and The James not looking for Peggy.

Until further notice, you’re disbarred from the GKM. What do I call you now, Gingivitis??

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Just goes to show you the retarded things we used to do in the late 90′s/early 2000′s. I have to admit, me and my friends used to do the same daaaamn thing. And we’re dudes. The f#ck were we thinking?

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You guys all go to the gym together looking like that? Awesome armbands, camo and white bandanas?? Except for you on the left, why ya gotta be original?

I swear you’ll see these kids in line wearing the same attire for the upcoming G.I. Joe movie…

Awwww look… Mom made you guys a veggie platter… How nice.

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MAIL: Do me a favor and turn your head the other way. Your ruining the picture!

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MAIL: I think his tattoo was suppose to read Psycho-pathetic.

 Someone is a BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER. 

Just not this guy.

Matt

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Only like, 4 more months til the water will be 58 degrees there!! Yesssss… I can’t wait to see the super-cheese come summer time. Matt likes to buy the latest neon/flourescent Hampton Beach sweatshirt every year.

Who wants a Sabo sub right about now??

Oh yeah, great boobs on the right.

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MAIL: VIP Hotties Requirement: Orange skin

 Great Roast.. Very original.

Thanks for the tremendous effort.

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