MAIL: only the one on the left really looks mexican

Yah think?  I thought Mexicans were taller? 

Why are you biting your lip to the right. You look like your about to Mac Daddy it on some chicks but there are none. It’s disturbing, please don’t do that unless you see some nice Ta Tas in the room. Thx. How did it ever turn into a such a pickle fest anyways? You amigos had all the necessities. Red lights, pink insulation, plumbing lines and a basement all to yourselves!

I don’t know. I can’t figure out the female species these days. 

Matt

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MAIL:  Liddell should retire his old ass before he embarrasses himself again.

 He doesn’t need to retire. He’ is still tough a nails. Dana White and the UFC just need to start a new division for the fighters his age who refuse to retire. That way he can beat other older fighters asses right before they have a coronary heart attack. I’d call it the Depends Division. It has a nice ring to it don’t you think? Actually, Dana I’m trademarking that name. Find your own.

Is this kid related to Chuck? They both have the goofy ears going on?

Matt

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MAIL: I want to introduce you to stefalicious. She reminds me of Marges sisters from the Simpsons. 

She looks like she just got done having some hardcore sex. You know one of those long marathon bangs where you go through the first 50 pages of a Karma Sutra book and you get two leg cramps and your partner sprains an ankle. I’m just not sure if it was with a guy or the chick next to her.

Matt 

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MAIL: What a stupid tool taking a picture of himself like this. I had to send it you guys.

He knew that he was enough of a tool to tell himself ”Fuck off”. That makes him smart in my book.

Matt

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Kinda thought you were pointing at your boobs.

I wonder who makes that kid’s shirt? Tell the photographer to at least TRY and line shots up next time? You guys know it’s not illegal to hang pictures on the wall or anything right? Looks like you live in a psych ward.

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MAIL: Dedicated to the 1 I love: Burberry, New York Yankees, Chanel, Louis Vuitton, Sidekick, Nextel, iPod. Armani Exchange, Newports, the Bowl & the weed, Gucci + $100 bills, Grey Goose, and Puma, and Ed Hardy

Alright, sh!t there is so much here. First of all, put a shirt on slim. Unless you look like you can compete for Mr. Olympia, or you’re at least making an ATTEMPT at being muscular, don’t pose with your shirt off. Next, Ed Hardy. Yeah… Unless you’ve been under a rock for the past year, it’s NOT cool anymore. At all. The Yankee’s? Well just go jump off a bridge onto some rocks. I’m surprised ANYONE still smokes anymore… Weed included you dirty hippie. Is that a Sidekick 3? I thought only girls and Turtle from Entourage used those. Nextel was cool in the early 2000′s when the walkie-talkie feature was in. Now? Use it to throw at someone, probably yourself. Grey Goose? Well I’m not gonna knock that. The fake gucci wallet with… $450 in it? Way to put your paycheck in there for a picture. I like the nice boxes you took from Neiman Marcus’s dumpster too for the Chanel and Luis Vuitton props… More stuff that girls wear. Cool.

Oh yeah, almost forgot! Sweet chinstrap. Chicks must really dig that…

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GIRRRRRRLLLLLLLSSSSSS.

Don’t you remember what Chris Rock said about tongue rings? “If a girl has a tongue ring, she’ll probably suck your d!ck. If a GUY has a tongue ring… He’ll probably suck your d!ck.”

P.S.- Orange. That’s all I wanted to say.

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To the girl in pink: What are you doing?  Are you a hand model or something? All I can think of is that you are letting your nails dry on her. Where’s the effort to make it look hot? Also, Is that a kissy face or are you holding in a crap. I can’t tell.  

Don’t worry about your friend.  She’s hopeless, but I would suggest to have her go to the dentist and get those teeth fixed.

If these two are an example of the sexy ladies in Portland I feel really bad for the guys out there.  

Matt

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