MAIL: jolly fake titted giant attempts to piss on her little crooked nose friend

You’re a very bad person mailer. Thought you should know. If you’re statement was true it be very hot.. I mean very gross..

Oh, fake ta tas = plus 2 points in my book.

Matt

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MAIL: Does it say something that this was this girls facebook profile picture?! Not cute!! Trashy & gross.

 It looks like she needs a lot more fiber in her diet.

Matt.

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 It seem that the Ginger Kid Mafia has taking credit for the kidnapping of another shit faced United States citizen. These illegal activities have been going on for years due to the United States unfair laws and practices against Ginger kids everywhere.  It looks like the humiliation of choice this time was hate writing, some ass to face techniques and even tea bagging.

My awesome detective skills have lead me to believe that the person who wrote on his rock hard abs is a blonde female in her early twenties, who makes ugly kissy faces. She was apparently hired by the GKM to pretend to like the victim and help with the kidnapping.

After further review it is in our professional opinion that the victim played possum in these pics and enjoyed the ass to face more than a two dollar whore

Matt   

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MAIL: 4 guys 1 hooka

You guys are rolling with the ladies aren’t yah. I want to hang with you guys. What do you call yourselves?

Let me guess. The ANTI-PUN CREW?

Also, is the kid in the white hat out of junior high yet? He looks like a light weight. I hope that’s some really weak shit yah gave him. 

Matt

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MAIL: me and these assholes were hauling ass to ‘pick up’ what they’re pointing at is who is gonna get they’re packed first

Took me a while to get what you were saying with your awesome english, but I get it now. You were pointing at who is gonna get their fudge pack first..

Little more info than needed.

Thanks..

Matt

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MAIL: i guess this is what fruit loops do in the hamptons..we got direct tv over here givin mr. comcast himself an updo

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MAIL: this is Kesha from Medford…. would you like to donate to feed the children?

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MAIL: My mate in a state. He’s respectable – he’s wearing a tie !

This was taken at a rest area right?   We have a name for those types here in the U.S. They’re called sex offenders.

BTW: Show this guy where the sun is located. He’s so pale he’s fucking blinding me.

Matt

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