Hey there cutie, I don’t mean to be a dick and call yah out.. Well, actually yeah I do. Did you know that your right Ta Ta is a lot bigger than your left. It’s about 10 grams of weight difference….To the average joe shmoe making his quick 30 second glance he might not notice, but since I’m an expert breast examiner I caught it. I’d take care of it before it leads to unnecessary neck pulls for your Monday night Furry orgy.

Matt

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