Well geeeez Clark. Now that everyone knows you’re Superman, what the hell are ya gonna do? Obviously you didn’t take that picture at the Fortress of Solitude… That place is much cleaner than your bathroom. This probably rates as like, I dunno… the most regreted tattoo ever.

Imagine this for a second. You’re about to make it with a chick… One you haven’t roofied, so obviously she’s still awake. You guys are fooling around, and she takes your shirt off… Only to reveal that huge jackass of a tattoo. The laughter can be heard down the street as she drives away, as you punch yourself for revealing your true identity… as SuperTool.

My advice to you? Stick as many needles in your ass as possible. You’re gonna need it.

Ben

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