Vamp Champ
MAIL: This is leeroy Herbert Holt III… He thinks he’s awesome, and on his myspace, he has set his HAIR as the background!! He “makes his own music and videos” that are apperently “funny?” I know you’ll get a great laugh reading his myspace… LIke, omg, he’s just redlicious. Check it out!! The image is the actual picture he handed out as his senior pictures in high school. plz email me whatever you post about him. In my opion, he deserves an entire page!
http://www.myspace.com/deathofthemasses
I got as far as his first paragraph and couldn’t get myself to read past the fact he’s a ”Metaphysical Vampire”. Do you know what that means?….I didn’t. I had to google it as usual. It means “that you’re a numb nut from Detroit who watched twilight too many times”. That’s word for word on wikipedia by the way. Damn wikipedia is always dead on.
It’s amazing how every day I’m surprised by new, more gay shit people do. It’s just Amaaaaazing. Now that I think about it, why do metaphysical vampires have myspace pages? I would have thought that they could use mental telepathy to communicate with each other. Right?
Also, the mailer is 100% right about your spiked hair background. It look sooo DUMB.
Sorry mailer but he’s definitely not worthy an entire page, I wasted too many minutes of my life on his retardedness already.
Matt