Kissy face
ABC’s
BLOGGER: This is how all women at bars should act like. You ladies might want to write down some notes. A. She has a pitcher of beer in hand and drinking straight from it. Fuck the straw. That’s for amatures. B. Her cleavage is bursting out of her top. C. She is not saying a word.
Firing squad
What a lucky gal. on CollegeHumor
I was just surfing collegehumor and came across this beautifully orchestrated pic. I had to post it due to the rainbow of sweet asses. In addition, it reminded me of my favorite cereal. That’s right, Lucky Charms bitches. I love those little colored marshmallows (I always save them for the end). I know you are all desperately waiting for me to say it so here we go. I’d hit the yellow ass first; very niceeeee. Then the Pink ass followed by the Blue one (not too shabby either ladies). Green would be dead last. What did you expect? That is the dumbest bird tattoo everrrrr and she needs more cushioning.
I wonder how they ended up like this in the first place? Did their closet lesbian friend get them all shit faced and then devise this genius plan to “take a funny pic” aka lets strip down to only our bra and panties? I would say she was the culprit in the middle if she didn’t look like she was worried about a cannon accidentally firing in her face.
What a waste of a great ass biting positioning. The lesbian must have been pissed.
Matt
Dumb Bleep
The whole blog written about this chick was just mean gossip and bashing. So whoever this is in the pic please send us at least 10 thank you emails and some naked pics (Frontal shots preferred). Oh yeah and quit smoking. It’s makes your breast grow… I heard..
Seriously people, we appreciate the submissions but is it really that hard for you guys to write something funny? It sucks knowing that we only use like 1% of the submissions every day because they are always bashing and gossip. I know I sound like a whiney little douche but we are here to make people laugh. PERIOD.
