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Well in Taiwan they do! Yummy, a toilet themed restaurant where you can eat a desert called “bloody poop” (strawberry sundae) and other disgustingly named foods.
I wissssssssssssssssh, I had a toilet themed restaurant close to me like this. You know how many times I have been on a first date with a chick and wondered what the hell she would look like on the thrown while dropping the kids off. What?….That’s not weird is it? Anyways, weird or not, how she acts on that toilet while you chomp down some crappy food will tell you a lot about her. For example; Does she sit like a lady with her legs close together or like a $2 whore with her legs spread waaay apart? That little tid bit of body language alone can tell you whether or not she’s a classy girl or a dirty, burp belching, fart in in yah face type of chick. Also ladies, does your date wipe the bowl after he’s done eating or does he leave crumbs everywhere? That tells yah whether or not he remembers to put the seat down and check to see if the bowl is clear of all foreign objects. You laugh but these are keys things to know about someone before getting serious.
Whatever, I’m obviously looking into this shit way too much. No pun intended. One thing is for sure, the second that restaurant stops serving food and starts serving Jaeger bombs and playing some heart pumping techno, you know that fist pumpers will go there in droves. Cheesy chicks wearing white tiger pants and red hair will jump on the toilets trying to dance all hot and sexy. Meatheads with super nova tans will cut lines of coke all over the glass tables. Shit faced idiots will be taking real shits in the toilets and this ridiculous toilet themed club will hands down be the sickest club in the city.
That is, until another club changes its name.
Matt