Great time

drunk guy grinding girl from behind

The funniest thing about this pic is that this is definitely the most action this kid has gotten all year and she doesn’t even know he’s there. Then again she’s so fucked up she doesn’ know she’s there.

One word buddy: Hair club for men. Ok, that was more than one word but who gives a fuck. You get my point.

Matt

Here is some more funny shit from collegehumor.com  below:

What I wouldnt give to have those chick magnets. Wait, no, that wouldnt work either. on CollegeHumor

Its nice to see dolphins mingling with whales. on CollegeHumor 

Shes unhinging her jaw and preparing to swallow her prey whole. on CollegeHumor

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Sisters?

boston girls kissing

Are you two sisters?  I hope so because I’ve always wanted to have a cute sister team. It would be right in sooo many ways.

Just make sure you first take care of that hair stuble under your arm.

Thanks,

Matt

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David Ortiz Caught

davidortiz

Boston Globe  David Ortiz lied to you. It seems safe to say that his entire Red Sox career is a lie. And those life-changing Red Sox championships of 2004 and 2007? Are they forever tainted?

You bet.

A New York Times report yesterday disclosed that the names of Ortiz and Manny Ramirez appear on a list of players who tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs in 2003. A few hours after the news broke, Ortiz hit a game-winning home run in an 8-5 victory over the Oakland A’s at Fenway Park. Then he admitted that the report is true and said he was going to look into the matter and have more to say later. Click here for the rest.

To Dan Shaugnessy ” Boston Globe columnist’ I’ve read your columns from time to time and I usually you do agree with what you have to say but this time I no choice to step in and state my opinion (The only one that matters of course). For years the Red Sox nation has loved Big Papi and we were more than happy to have him help us win two championships, but now all the sudden with the news of him testing positive for “something illegal” waaaay back in 2003 you make a claim that perhaps the championships aren’t real. That they are forever tainted. That he has let down all the fans. Who the fuck are you kidding?  Do you really believe there is one team in this rat race called Major League Baseball that doesn’t have at least one player doing growth hormone or steroids? I don’t care if they were officially caught or not because that doesn’t matter. We know they exist! Just like the herp on a $10 hooker in the combat zone. 

None of us know the pressures of being a professional athlete in Boston, never mind a superstar. Boston fans are insanely intense! The second a player starts doing crappy people start calling him a fucking bum and washed up.  I’m not happy that he did the juice but oh well, we still have those championships and that’s all that matters. What you all at the globe call cheating I call evening the odds. You think maybe someone at the globe could give an honest opinion for once instead of saying what the MLB, the public and politicians want to hear.

Matt

 

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No regrets

strange tat

BLOGGER: I bet he will regret this one in the future.

Nah, he’s regretting it right now.

Matt

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Hot Tub chick

girl funneling a beer in hot tub

I’s bet a hundred dollars that this girl just got done peeing in the pool. She has the ahhhhh look.  

FACT: Girls that funnel in Hot tubs are 90% more likely to swallow……dirty hot tub water that is, than girls who don’t  funnel. 

Matt

 

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Tantastic meets cancer

 

Boston Globe:  LONDON – International cancer experts have moved tanning beds and ultraviolet radiation into the top cancer risk category, deeming both to be as deadly as arsenic and mustard gas

For years, scientists have described tanning beds and ultraviolet radiation as “probable carcinogens.’’A new analysis of about 20 studies concludes the risk of skin cancer jumps by 75 percent when people start using tanning beds before age 30. Experts also found that all types of ultraviolet radiation caused worrying mutations in mice, proof the radiation is carcinogenic. Previously, only one type of ultraviolet radiation was thought to be lethal.

The new classification means tanning beds and ultraviolet radiation are definite causes of cancer, alongside tobacco, the hepatitis B virus, and chimney sweeping, among others. Click here for the rest of story.

Ok peeps, consider this a Fist Pumpers Public Service Announcement. I know that 80% of you reading this article love taking in cancer rays but I’d just wanted to show that there is proof that not only do you lo0k completely fucking stupid with super nova fake tans but it also can kill your dumb ass with cancer.  So if you are going to give yourself a fake tan…which I know you will; use spray tanning instead you tantastic bitches.  Yes, I’m going to make fun you just as much for looking 10 shades too dark but at least you can have the piece of mind that it won’t cause cancer over one of your chessy tramp stamps or tribal tats. Who says WSW isn’t an informative website. I just saved thousands of lives by posting this. Ok, that’s kind of a stretch but maybe one of you will actually listen to me and that’s enough for my little heart.

Oh, I just read somewhere that you can layout out in the sun and it’s totally free!!!! Whoever thought of that is a frigin genius.

Matt 

 

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Up close

 Shocked look

 BLOGGER: This is the closest he’s ever got to real Boobs. The whole mouth open thing next to them doesn’t look good either. 

Imaginary sucking; I see it happen all the time with virgins. Congrats Barney Boy, every on WSW now thinks you are a virgin pervert.  I will say those Ta Tas could really feed a party of stoners with the munchies.

Did I just say that? Great, now everyone is going to think I’m weird.

Matt

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Stranger One

wierd look

When I look at this guy I think of one thing.

STRANGER DANGER!

Matt

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