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news.lalate.com - PHOTO! Here is picture of Mark Musselwhite. Mark Musselwhite was allegedly nude in public and so drunk he didn’t know he was naked. Who is Mark Musselwhite? He just happens to be a a former Georgia mayor. Where did the public get to see allegedly more of Musslewhite than they wanted? At a State Department of Natural Resources camp site says police. Officers had reportedly received a complaint that a guy was walking around nude. When they came to the camp site they found Mark Musselwhite unclothed at the Rabun County location.
This is Georgia DNR Ranger Brandon Walls’ Full report:
I love this section from the report: I ASKED HIM WHY HE DID NOT HAVE ANY CLOTHES ON, AND HE SAID HE WAS HOT AND HAD BEEN IN THE CREEK. AT THAT POINT HE WANTED TO KNOW WHY WE WERE THERE AND WHAT HE WAS DOING WRONG. I ADVISED HIM THAT WE HAD GOTTEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT A MAN WALKING AROUND NUDE IN THE AREA. STILL NUDE, HE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS NOT HIM.
Typical fucking politician denying his ass off when he’s caught with his pants down… Well I guess pants off if we are being technical… I feel like something is missing though. I wish I could examine his camp site. I bet you find a half off a steak and cheese sub with a couple of mushrooms shoved in there. Noooo, not the regular kind but the magical kind. Duh!
Camping all alone and then getting naked sounds like a shroom expedition if you ask me. He probably figured he would just have a nice nature walk the night before looking at stars and stuff, think about the family etc. He decides to add a couple of glasses of booze and then before he knew it he was lost in wonderland. He starts having tax debates with trees, being stalked by evil owls that looks like the paparazzi and having orgies with a family of raccoons. I ‘ve seen it happen a million times.
I guess we will never find out if I’m right. No matter, I’d vote this guy mayor anytime. He likes to party and that’s all you need to prove for my vote. Yes, I’m that stupid.
Oh yeah, I hope you bitches had a good 4th.
Matt