Ok, the green little lizardman is obviously a fucking freak. He actually reminds me of a little Gremlin more than a lizard. Anyways, I guess it’s kind of cool that he knows it and has a tattoo saying freak…only kidding, there’s nothing cool about it. He looks totally fucking retarded. Seriously, what kind of company would hire this guy to work for him? How the hell does he make any money? The only two jobs where I think it is possible for him to work at is either at the circus as a freak or in porn as a porn star. Yes porn ladies (I’m saying ladies because most men get it)…There are sick fucks out there that would love to see a barely legal hot chick dressed in a school girl outfit banged by a lizardman/Gremlin. Don’t ask me why, people just like freaky shit when they are choking the chicken.

 

I wonder if Ripley’s has a category for smelliest ass in the world because that creepy old lady would without a doubt be the winner. It’s literally impossible for her to wipe her ass.

Hold on……… I just had that image in my head and I need to hurl.  

 

 

 

I heard his dad started him off in this profession at a young age and made him practice every day until his lips hurt. I wonder what they used?? Hmmmnnn.

 

Matt