ajc-An Alpharetta woman who led Sandy Springs police on a high-speed chase Wednesday night was allegedly trying to light a crack pipe even as officers broke out a window of the vehicle to arrest her.

The chase began in the 7800 block of Roswell Road after a tag check on a 2005 Hyundai Santa Fe revealed that the registered driver’s license had been suspended for driving under the influence, Sandy Springs police Lt. Steve Rose said. Click here to read more ajc-

I just wanted to point out that this 43 year old woman has the type of dedication I want to see from you guys when you are getting fucked up. I’m not saying go smoke crack or anything. I’m just saying that when you are out tonight getting fucked up with your friends having jager bombs, puffing J’s and flying high in the white shit..whatever you are doing….don’t half ass the shit. Give it your 150% and when you are at the peak of your retardedness. You know when you start speaking gibberish, peeing on your friends shoes and kissing fat chicks with mustaches. At that exact point, I want you take out your phone and take some funny fucking pics for WSW.

Oh, rumor has it that the woman in the chase was pissed she got caught before smoking all the crack. I guess she was low on cash that day and had to bang the dealer for a 20% dicsount. I don’t know me why she was pissed. She’s 43 year old junkie. That’s waaaay too much of a discount if you ask me.

BTW: This pic above could be one my all time favorites ever.

Matt

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