BLOGGER: Holy fuck. Okay, I’m just going to make a list of everything that disgusts me about this picture (I’m a girl, so it’ll actually count.):

1. That lovely red “tan” he’s got going on.
2. The excessive freckles. I know he can’t help it, but jesus.
3. The non-existent body hair. I love when guys have bodies like 12 year old boys. It’s such a turn on.
4. The lack of pants. What, did he think putting this on Facebook was gonna get him tail? Cause I’m gonna tell ya, it isn’t. Plus, your boxers are PINK.
5. Is that a hookah to the left? Cause I know this kid, and he is not NEARLY cool enough to smoke hookah, let alone own one himself.

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