Reuters-BERLIN (Reuters) – German police had to rescue a 20-year-old man from a train station suitcase locker after he shut himself in for fun and began to suffocate.

After a night out drinking with friends, squeezing into the locker had seemed like an amusing idea to the man, police in the southwestern city of Ludwigshafen said Friday.

But the laughter faded when he started to run out of oxygen and his companions couldn’t open the locker. Police broke open the door and dragged the groggy man to safety.

I out of all people understand that while you are shitfaced you tend to do stupid shit and think it’s funny.  I get shit like pissing off of roof tops on people heads or throwing pretzels at people in Ball parks. Those things can pretty funny at times but what the fuck is so funny about shoving yourself into a locker at a train station?  Wow you fit into a little whole….AMAZING. Hey guys, look at me I’m in a locker. WOW. I bet that impresses the ladies too. I’m going to take a wild guess and say this kid isn’t going to become one of those brilliant German engineers that we always here about either. It doesn’t take a genius to realize that if you shove a fat ass in a small locker that it will put too much pressure on the frame and lock won’t release. DUH!

Oh, this reminds me of a friend from high school that thought it would be funny to shove himself into an huge old fridge.  So he took out all the shelves and squeezed his ass into it. That wasn’t really funny either. So we all decided to flipp it over while he was still in it. He was scared shitless.

Now that was funny. 

Matt

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