UPDATE: A rep for DJ AM just issued the following statement: “Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein was found deceased this afternoon in his New York City apartment. The circumstances surrounding his death are unclear. Out of respect for his family and loved ones, please respect their privacy at this time.”

Law enforcement sources tell us DJ AM — also known as Adam Goldstein — was found dead this afternoon in New York City. Read more: TMZ

I know there’s all this hoopla about how he died. I really don’t care. I just wish his family my deepest condolences.

He was fucking nasty when he spun.

Matt

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10connects The latest buzz on MomsLikeMe.com network is about the new Glamour magazine model sporting what we like to call the “mom pooch!”

The 20-year-old woman’s photo is featured in an article about feeling comfortable in your skin, in September’s issue of Glamour magazine.

Although she is not a mom and moved to New York to become a plus size model by industry standards she is getting a huge round of applause from mothers and women with bigger bodies from across the world.

I think it’s great for women like her to feel comfortable in their skin. I really do I swear. No one is perfect as we all know. (Even though I’m damn close!), but let’s be honest people, men don’t want to see a 20 year old chick with a beer gut or a fat cellulite filled ass. I know it’s shallow but that’s fucking life. Just as you ladies don’t want to see men with man boobs, hairy backs and small one eyed rattle snakes. So as much as I believe that big girls need loving too, let’s not kid ourselves. That’s not a Mom Pooch, that’s her getting hammered at the local bar three nights a week and then eating Mc D’s.

If you want to get yourself a hot stud or even an OK boyfriend, then don’t listen to this Big is in shit.  Get your ass to the gym, switch to Michelob ultra or some other crappy beer and join Jenny Craig. 

If that doesn’t work then it’s not your weight, it’s your face. Which means you are totally fucked unless you want to chop your head off. I’m guessing that may be extreme in most cases…..Not all but most.

Matt

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E-oline: 

The manhunt for murder suspect Ryan Jenkins is officially over. Canadian police found the former reality star dead in a hotel room this afternoon, E! News has confirmed.  Authorities have not yet released an official cause of death, but police say the 32-year-old died of an apparent suicide. He reportedly hanged himself.Royal Canadian Mounted Police found his body in a motel room in Hope, British Columbia, a town 84 miles east of Vancouver.The death ends an international manhunt for the Megan Wants a Millionaire finalist, who fled to his native Canada on foot last week.

“The sadness of all this is that Mr. Jenkins will not be standing before an Orange County jury for his crime,” Buena Park Police Lt. Steve Holliday said in a press conference last night.Jenkins was charged in the gruesome murder of his ex-wife, former swimsuit model Jasmine Fiore, after her body was found stuffed in a suitcase inside of a trash bin on Aug. 15. Fiore, 28, was missing her teeth and fingers. Click here for more:

Fist let me start by saying good fucking ridden to this kid. Anyone who is so mentally weak that they kill their wife over text messages from an ex-boyfriend doesn’t deserve to live among us sane people. Seriously, I feel so bad for this girl’s family. They must be so heart broken. I never watch this show because I didn’t really care about Megan meeting a millionaire but I’m sure he seemed like a nice guy to everyone. It only goes to show you ladies that if a guy is abusive at all. I mean at all!!! Dump his fucking ass! I don’t care if he so great sometimes. Don’t make excuses for him just DUMP HIM. If a guy is willing to hit you once out of jealousy he’ll hit you again. Just like the golden rule once a cheater always a cheater. Once a beater always a beater. 

Oh yeah, they identified her body by her fake Ta Tas. That’s just another reason why to go out and get some. 

 Matt 

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BLOGGER: You got to love the pink shirt. Classic Homo look.

Animal planet showing … Sweet!.

His pink shirt is the least of his worries. Look further north. Yup.. his hair or lack therof. Pass this along to him: PROPECIA

Oh, yeah, Tell the girl to the left her granny looking bra is very hot.

Matt

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Chick on left!! Just kidding. It’s the right…Duh! This was an easy one. It wasn’t really like a real contest, more like a pre-season game for the brunette.  I’m glad to see the showing of good sportsmanship is still strong amongst this sport. Less lip more tongue next time ladies. Fans demand it.

Matt

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A fan sent these in and I’ve seen and heard about this all before. I have no clue if it’s true but supposedly she…or should I say IT, admitted on twitter that IT was born as a hermaphrodite but always consider itself more female than male.  Whatever…..I never though IT was hot anyways. I do like some of IT’s songs but really didn’t care enough to see if this was all true or not. I di however feel obligated to tell all the male wsw fans before any of you choke your chickens to a possible hermaphrodite.  I’m just looking out for you guys because I’m awesome like that. I’m sure some of you out there are like fuuuuuck, I already did. Sorry to hear that bro. Yeah that sucks!  If I was you, I’d go out this weekend and take 5 tequila shots, hit on at least 3 women (1 with fake ta tas) and do 15 fist pumps. It won’t make you forget but you will feel a whole lot better… Promise..

Hey Lady GaGa. If this is true why the fuck do you wear short skirts? Nobody wants to see that shit! Pants only for now on pleaseeeee.

Thanks.

Matt

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BLOGGER: Another wack tattoo for you guys.

I don’t know what that says but what I do know is that it say’s something meaningful to her and very stupid to the rest of the world.  

I love strawberries hun. Since you are a walking fruit cake..I mean salad can you add one on there for me.

Thanks.

Matt   

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KRQE.com ALBUQUERQUE (KRQE) – An Albuquerque man faces indecent exposure charges after police say children saw him simulating a sex act with his car in a grocery store parking lot.

Danny Brawner, 46, was indicted on two counts of aggravated indecent exposure and one count of indecent exposure for the July 28 incident in the parking lot of the Smith’s Food and Drug store on 101 Coors Blvd. NW, according to a news release from Bernalillo County District Attorney Kari Brandenburg’s office.

Witnesses told police they saw Brawner “humping” his car’s trunk while swinging his arms in the air and shouting. His pants were around his ankles, witnesses said.Click here for more

Apparently Cue Ball does. Honestly though, it seems to me that he is being arrested for just having a good time at the wrong place. If he just got drunk at a friend’s house he could have humped his car, a patio set, shit even a lawn mower and his friends would have pissed their pants laughing. Because of his shit faced condition he had a slight miscalculation with the audience. That’s all. How the hell was he suppose to know that little old ladies, parent’s with children and other compete strangers shopping in a drug store parking lot were not going to think he’s funny? That would take common sense and as we all know most people don’t have any.  Is he a fucking idiot ?????YES….Is he an alcoholic???? PROBABLY. Does he deserve to go to jail for four years and register as a sex offender????? Nah. I think that’s a bit harsh for being born retarded. He can’t help that. 

I say they dress him up like MR. Clean and make him do community service with the local little girls and boys club.( Just kidding)

Matt

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