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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A WOMAN accused of performing a sexual act on a man when he crashed in Darwin’s rural area is outraged at the allegation and says it is “absolutely wrong”.
Allyson White said the standout burn mark left by her seatbelt across her chest was proof the claims of “amorous activities” with the driver were not true.
“I was not sucking his d*** – and it’s pretty obvious that wasn’t the case … you only have to look at the mark on my chest,” she said.
“Clearly I had my seatbelt on, so it’s impossible that I’d be leaning over sucking his d*** unless he is hung like a donkey or I’ve got a f****** rubber neck.
“If it was true I’d just cop it sweet and think ‘how embarrassing, I got caught sucking someone’s d***’ - but it is not true and that’s what is p****** me off.
Read more: http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2009/10/10/91575_ntnews.html?source=cmailer
It’s clear that you are a sweet, innocent and very classy woman. So I believe you Allyson.
Just kidding….Since when does a seat belt make road head impossible? It might be in the way a bit yes, but impossible? I don’t think so. I just got some last week and I’m pretty sure that extremely annoying seatbelt alarm in my car wasn’t going off. I would know because it makes me want to drive off a bridge every time I hear it.
You know if you paid a bit more attention to all the drinking and driving commercials you might not be in this embarrassing predicament.
They don’t have those ads running for nothing yah know!
