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Pink is the next big thing
BLOGGER: You got to love the pink shirt. Classic Homo look. Animal planet showing … Sweet!. His pink shirt is the least of his worries. Look further north. Yup.. his hair or lack therof. Pass this along to him: PROPECIA Oh, yeah, Tell the girl to the left her granny looking bra is very hot. Matt
Sleeveless
Mail: I’m glad this bar had a dress code otherwise he might of worn something completely retarded looking… Oh, you mean like those weird things people are calling sleeves these days. Sweet Animal Planet Mark
Pic 2.
EMAIL: This is a close up picture of the girl you said you “needed to see another picture for” and her title is “go vote” You almost seem mad that I even questioned your opinion emailer. You must be from Providence. And ya, I’ll admit that she is pretty hot but give me a break. I couldn’t tell if she was white or black with all the bronzer she had on in the other picture. Thank you for the quick response. I have a second request. We need another pic, a pic that really captures the hotness of the face along with the rack that I dreamt about last night. Do it. Also, girl in the picture, email me. My name is Matt. I wanna do lunch and get your thoughts about the elopement of Heidi and Spencer. Lunch is on you though. Time is money. We may have a new celebrity on our hands.
Poor Advertisement
This is obviously a poor attempt by Jager to promote its products on our site. Dressing up BU students to look like fist pumpers and then adding animal planet to the mix. Come on, These kids are no more a fist pumper than I am a 80 year old grandmother. What is the f’n world coming to? By the way Jager, its suppose to make a W. Get it right and just pay us like everyone else does for ad space. Not cool
Well it looks like you guys are good enough for day one of the new site. Wowwww… I mean wow. First of all, I’m not sure if you got the memo or not buddy, but Ed Hardy isn’t cool anymore. I mean, I’ll allow Bret Michaels to wear it for the next 4-5 months or so, pretty much cuz he wears guyliner and IS the lead singer of Poison, but you chief? No no no… Nice showing of animal planet on the right, but you DO kinda look like some type of internet stalker my man. Go shave or something, retire those light blue Levi’s 505’s… and put some damn product in that friggin’ hair. Take the earring out too captain, that was cool when you were 18… AND FIX YOUR DAMN HAT! I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can…
I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can… Yeaaaaah no. Animal Planet. Yep got it.
THE BOSTON BUNNY BOYS
I’M NOT COMPLETELY SURE WHAT FAMILY YOU BOYS REPRESENT BUT BY THE LOOK OF YOUR FINGER PLACEMENT, I’M PRETTY SURE THE NAME MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH BUNNIES. I…WANT….IN!!!!
Such style
So at first, you’re probably thinking… “What’s up with this picture guys?” Why is this on the page today? Well… To the untrained eye, you might just see some kids with a Heineken, throwin up some animal planet and a middle finger, some pointing to the top right… ummm, and some other random split finger changeup thingy like his shit’s glued together… BUTTTTTTT… Take a peek at the thunderstorm going on in his shirt… Where does one get such styles? |
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