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BLOGGER: This is the closest he’s ever got to real Boobs. The whole mouth open thing next to them doesn’t look good either. Imaginary sucking; I see it happen all the time with virgins. Congrats Barney Boy, every on WSW now thinks you are a virgin pervert. I will say those Ta Tas could really feed a party of stoners with the munchies. Did I just say that? Great, now everyone is going to think I’m weird. Matt 10 more
MAIL: Ten more Bens and my friend might be able to pay some chick to take away his virginity. You know how they say money can buy you anything. Well whoever said that didn’t know your friend. Matt
Hair
MAIL: I want to introduce you to stefalicious. She reminds me of Marges sisters from the Simpsons. She looks like she just got done having some hardcore sex. You know one of those long marathon bangs where you go through the first 50 pages of a Karma Sutra book and you get two leg cramps and your partner sprains an ankle. I’m just not sure if it was with a guy or the chick next to her. Matt
Hooters
Hi there Amanda, let me start by saying I’m a big fan of the Hooters “concept”. What’s better than ta tas and beer? I do have to tell yah though that the food SUCKS. At least at the Hooters on Rt 1 in Boston. I never had buffalo wings soaked in oil and with no buffalo sauce until I went there. How do they f*ck that up? One other complaint. I noticed your shorts are too low. I thought it was a rule that the customers have to be able to see either part of a thong or ass crack? I can’t see either on you. No worries, I’ll still keep going for the ta tas and beer. It would be nice though, not to have to eat Mc D’s prior for once. Oh yeah, Ben and I were wondering if it is true that most hooters girls are part time Binks (aka strippers)? Let us know. That’s important info for WSW fans. Please forward this to your customer service department. Thanks Matt P.S. Anyone else have pics of some hot hooter girls send them on in Biatches.
Boob Off
And the winner of the “Boob off” is the girl on the left with the O face. You already knew that on the right, didn’t you. I can tell by your face that someone just yelled at you “get out of the way, you’re ruining the picture little boy”. People are so rude. A little silicone and you’ll kick her ass next time. Mark |
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