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God of Douchebags
I wanted to remind you guys what a Douchebag looks like in case you have forgotten. I’m not just calling him one because he’s wearing a Yankees hat either, although it does jump him like 5 more points on the D-bag scale because of it. Matt Man oh Man
Man there’s a lot of toolish behavior in this picture. Primarily on my skinny little friend to the right. There is ABSOLUTELY no reason to be wearing that fake gold chain. Is that a dollar sign? JESUSSS. That’s pretty ironic don’t you think buddy? A dollar sign on a $2 fake gold chain? Seriously, take my advice. Junk that shit, It’s retarded looking. The reason you are still a virgin is because you are wearing that thing. While you are at it, you and your boy need to ditch those stupid hand signs. Soooo stupid… You are obviously not a gang banger. Plus, do you even know what it means? It stands for tool. I swear. Every time you put those up you are saying hey look at me I’m a tool. Lastly, don’t get all pissy about this post. I’m only trying to help. Matt
Beach Pimping?
The myspace caption sent in with this picture was -”coupLe of piMpz hEadin’2 tHe bEachh” I was guessing a daytime shirtless white party… Way off. But isn’t the beach supposed to have like, chicks in bikinis walking around, someone wearing a vintage “Hampton Beach” half shirt with writing in neon yellow? There can only be ONE Sofa King
Mmmmm… Asbestos. That’s safe. Looks like you’re making it rain right now… But I don’t get why… Especially with fake Monopoly money. Doing that was cool when I didn’t have real money to do it with, like when I was 14. This does kinda remind me of the early picture we had of Sofa King with all the money stuffed into his pants and on his chain, (look back like 80 pages) but I’m pretty sure this is almost as bad. The red bandana over his ears… Geeeez kid who taught YOU how to be gansta… Sofa at LEAST put pretty little borders on his picture and didn’t take his picture in the basement… Advantage: Sofa Ginormos hat
Steroids aren’t supposed to make your dome big dude… Go have that checked out. Either you suffered some raging side effects or that’s where you keep your cell phone, camera, keys, change of outfit, spare tire, lamp, xbox, and wallet… all tucked under that ginormous hat. I think you’re a midget too… Look at where the door handle is vs. your head. A Pitcure
MAIL: “What’s worse than a flexing pic equipped with kissy lips featuring a brand spankin’ new tattoo? Oh..I know..when the tattoo artist spells the word you got tattooed on you wrong.” What retard doesn’t know the word “compasion” is actually spelled compation??? Seriusly?
NOTE: JUST WANNA SAY A QUICK THANKS. TODAY WE LITERALLY GOT OVER 50 PICTURE EMAILS SENT TO US. THIS IS A BIG DEAL TO US. WHY DO WE ONLY PUT 2 PICS UP A DAY YOU ASK??? STILL TRYING TO FIGURE THAT OUT, BUT IF YOU HOOKERS KEEP SENDING THEM, WE KEEP MAKING MONEY AND IN RETURN WE WILL PUT MORE UP. PINKY SWEAR. TOM BRADY I HATE YOU.
BLOW
Mail: I have a ton of pictures of one particular person…. his name is Brian P***** aka B-LO.. tight competition with the rest of the wicked celebs.. he is a dj in Worcester Ma(shit hole) and acts like it’s LA haha…. here is one picture of B-LO himself and when people see him on this website they will thank you hahahah here’s a quick glimpse. Oh we know all about Worcester. I like to pronounce it Worchester personally and I also realize it’s poppin’ and sometimes thought to be the next up and coming LA so it would actually make perfect sense that a DJ of Blows stature would be spinning today’s hottest dirty sexy beatz there. But I’m gonna call a bluff on this one and say this whole this is a marketing ploy to get Blow from spinning out of his grandmothers basement and instead opening up for DJ Play. But I’m sorry BLOW because DJ Play will be the only DJ who will ever be featured on this website and you wanna know why? It’s simply because of his ever changing cool hair styles. So take the sun dial off your wrist, lose the sunglasses because you’re inside and start focusing on building relationships with your local hair stylists. Oh, and something tells me you were not going to a white party this night. I have a feeling you actually do dress like this. Switch it up a little bit guy. Add a splash of the color off-white to that wardrobe. $120
You gotta love when your friends sends in a picture of you so we can rag on your $120.00 life savings then blocks out her face. Nice. |
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