Peeing Outside

 two girls peeing in public

BlOGGER: Are you seriously shocked that she took a picture.

Gee Whiz…Do yah think she’s a screamer?

For girl in the back:

Mayday! Mayday! Shit faced chicks down! I repeat Shit faced chick down! Bring a redbull and some pizza pronto! 

Matt

Sisters?

boston girls kissing

Are you two sisters?  I hope so because I’ve always wanted to have a cute sister team. It would be right in sooo many ways.

Just make sure you first take care of that hair stuble under your arm.

Thanks,

Matt

Bad asses

hot bad ass girls

BLOGGER: Bad asses.. clearly

 

Long Hair

BLOGGER: good thing her hair is in the way? drunnkkkkk.

 

Push Push!

girl going pee

MAIL: Does it say something that this was this girls facebook profile picture?! Not cute!! Trashy & gross.

 It looks like she needs a lot more fiber in her diet.

Matt.

Peak A Boo

girl peeing

MAIL: Peek a boo.. I see you

Typically I love seeing girls drop their pants in the men’s room and squirting out some recycled raspberry stoli, butttttttt in this case it’s hard to over look the fact that you’re sitting on a urinal that just had 100 drunk fist pumpers with the clap and God knows what else, peeing all over it. 

Also, I don’t see any toilet paper.  I’m just going to hope the other hand has a can of Lysol and is busy making you sanitary.

Why is it always the cute ones that are the dirtiest? 

Matt

Real Match

 

I guess your friend who’s bad at photoshop thinks your a match made in heaven… I couldn’t help but add my own comment with some photoshop magic. :)

 

 Boston nightlife

   I don’t know where your really from but I’m willing to bet a million dollars that it’s either Everett or Reveah.

 

People these days!

boston nightlife

We all get it. Your a very important person, but if your gonna be one of those rude and annoying people who never stop blabbering on their phone no matter where they are, then at least have the courtesy to put it on speaker and use both hands.