Let me guess, you are all Ivy League graduates who just came back from a conference on cold fusion technologies right?  I always wonder what Ivy leaguers do after a day of tedious debates and lectures.  It looks like you have belly button showcasing contests. There seems to be some stiff competition with all those sick packs too. I want you to tell me who wins so I can have a show down between the winner and Sofa King.

Wait a sec, what am I saying? You guys aren’t in the same league as Sofa. He’s a belly button showcasing Pro. Sorry Sofa for even thinking it.

To the guy in back; Where can I find maroon suede sweats cut shin high like yours?

Matt

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I’m not sure what the hell’s going on here. I’m pretty much just fixated on what looks like a great set of boobs. Aside of that, I’m missing the point of this picture. Truthfully you’re kinda scaring me, but then I see your boobs and its okay again. You’re actually really creepin’ me out though kid. What does your tattoo say?

I’m betting it says, “I eat small babies.”

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MAIL:  this girl is only 16 years old, yeah thats 15 plus 1.. her name is dior shes from peabody, ma where most of the northshores most prominent trash comes from… and the best part is her mom works the camera for these little photo shoots.

She is well on her way to becoming a dancer at Revolution. I can tell.  But seriously, what’s up with the blue carpet mom?  When I think Dior, I see hardwood floors in my vision. 

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 Don’t disguise the fact that you have a keg gut. Be proud dam it. Remember that men who have ripped abs are only trying to make up for sexual inadequacies.

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Sometimes ya gotta just go back to your roots. It all started one day, in my moms basement, with Matt, drinking O’Douls and playing Dungeons and Dragons while watching reruns of Baywatch when we suddenly had this idea after we were fed up with photoshopped pictures on myspace. Today, I’m not even gonna bust on ya buddy. Nope. I mean, ya haven’t been up on the site in a while, and thats okay to keep a low profile. This was sent in a WHILE ago and I was kinda saving it for a rainy day, or maybe a day where it doesn’t
rain but actually the sky emits some odd ultraviolet D or something. Probably makes you tanner quicker I bet. Either way, its guys like you that put us on the map, with the excessive photoshopping and the belly button showcasing. Here’s to you chinstrap guy with your sister’s sunglasses…

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Sofa, I see you’re still bellybutton showcasing. I have a question. Is your bellybutton really bigger than your nipples? That’s so fahking awesome! And look how shiny everything looks when you’re around. You make me wanna drink water you playboy you.

(Did you catch the secret phrase within my words? Go back and read it again. Today is puzzle Wednesday)

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Billy Bob here is a little confused. Most times, farmers don’t really go to the places where “City Folk” hang out due to the discrepancy in attire choices… But this lone vegetable producing pro decided to give it a shot. Kudos to you Mr. Non-Fistpumper belly button showcasing guy…

Ya and tell your friend or whoever took the picture to use the “Red Eye Reduction” setting on their camera… Your friggin’ eyes match your damn shirt.

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I immediatly regret the decision to post this picture.

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