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And the winner is.
Chick on left!! Just kidding. It’s the right…Duh! This was an easy one. It wasn’t really like a real contest, more like a pre-season game for the brunette. I’m glad to see the showing of good sportsmanship is still strong amongst this sport. Less lip more tongue next time ladies. Fans demand it. Matt Monkey
MAIL: Here is another Boob Off contest for you guys. I think the dark hair chick is the winner and she’s really hot. First off. Don’t ever try to judge this contest mailer! Do you think that just anybody has the skills to do this? Only a trained professional such as myself and Ben can handle Ta Tas..I mean contest of this magnitude. Anyways, she does have some nice home grown canataloupe styled ones that every guy wishes they could juggle around for a while or use as a comfy pillow. Amazingly you were right. Lucky guess. Second: She is cute, not really hot. There is a difference. You probably think that she’s really hot because she is standing next to two monkeys. It acts like an optical illusion. Cover them up and take another look. Also, it probably doesn’t help your scale any that you never banged any chicks over a 5. Matt DISCLAIMER: This post is no way meant to harm or degrade monkeys in any way shape or form. We love those little guys.
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MAIL: Their Daddies must be so proud of them showing off their baby feeders. I think they should use this as their holiday card next year. Baby feeder… That completely stops any sexual enjoment I would have gotten from this picture. Thanks bud. Boob Off
And the winner of the “Boob off” is the girl on the left with the O face. You already knew that on the right, didn’t you. I can tell by your face that someone just yelled at you “get out of the way, you’re ruining the picture little boy”. People are so rude. A little silicone and you’ll kick her ass next time. Mark |
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