BLOGGER: Little kissy kiss for y’all

Drunk Texts: (217) Hey, BTW cut your freaky witch like nails before you come over. I can’t handle any more war wounds from sex with u.

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BLOGGER: Not fair, some girls have had more practice than others

Drunk Texts: What are you doing 212 reply: In the middle of saying goodbye to the little eggs I’m about to scramble 718 don’t forget to give them last rights

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BLOGGER: The easy access no panty-drunk rumper!

 Drunk Texts: You = Dick Head because you drew on his face with permanent marker knowing that he had a job interview in two days

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BLOGGER: Anyone who passes out with a drink still in their hand is either a real trooper or a real lush depending on how you view it. lol

Drunk Texts: Caught a nipple slip during a chick fight in Tao  

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BLOGGER: I like to take pics of myself when I drunk

DRUNK TEXTS: (703) She let two brothers tag team her. If I can’t call her a whore what should I call her? (703) Reply: WWE Diva

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BLOGGER: Too much Fun

DRUNK TEXTS: (519) Which tatto should I get? A flower on my foot or Rich guys only above my vagina?

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BLOGGER: You people think Grey Goose is only for drinking!

DRUNK TEXTS: (281)I’m home now and my hangover is much better since I puked in front of the entire class

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BLOGGER: Is it me or does it look like they are in a soft porn waiting for someone to cum?

DRUNKTEXTS: (323) I pulled a Johnny Drama today and popped a bonner during acting class. Needless to say I need more classes

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