Pissed
A pissed off semi Chris Farley look-alike dry humping an unsuspecting victim. I bet this kid lives in a “Van… Down by the river.” He looks so pissed it looks like he’s gonna crack her with his bottle.
Ben
Doggie style
Awww cute… They’re wearing the same jeans. Nice furry boots too blondie…
Someone definitely needs to explain to me wearing a longsleeve shirt underneath a shortsleeve button-up shirt… Guess I’m missing the fashion boat.
Dude: Dude, I don’t know if..
Dude: Dude, I don’t know if I’m ready to dance with a girl.
Dude 2: No dude. You are. You’ve been training hard for this.
Dude: Do you think I should bring my camara just to make sure I did a good job?
Dude 2: No doubt son. Girls are gonna love us.
Ikea
Who made that dress, Ikea?
Or did you like, rob your grandma’s house of the couch apholstery and run to the seamstress and they patched it together for ya?
Retire that one honey.
Donate it to some farmer so he can put it on a scarecrow somewhere…
Marvin the Martian
Beer… Check.
Pimp Red Sox hat… Check.
White girls… Check.
Marvin the Martian T-shirt… Check.
Wait… what???
At first glance..
At first glance, it appears as though the girl in the black dress is either
A. Listening to Juvenile’s “Back that Azz Up” or
B. Using her friends dress as toilet paper.
Why is it female instinct to buckle their knees and drop when a skirt gets lifted?? It only makes their skirt go higher up…
Not like I’ve ever lifted any girls skirt in public before… 
Annnnnnd…
Annnnnnd the runner-up for “Mohawk almost as good as Winter’s”…
A round of applause please.
Think he’s excited??
Probably cuz he’s got a chick up in the walking hump. This is actually how I meet chicks at bars. I run around with one strapped to my front like a baby monkey. Works wonders.
Who makes that dress honey, Oakley? Is that a vintage snowbunny pattern circa 1989? Ya do look pretty hot though… even though half your face is covered.
