Smile
BLOGGER: What a cute couple…Anyone else digging the braces?
Amazing
BLOGGER: It’s amazing that her shirt can withstand such awesome pressure. Wow, she is smoking!
Crazy Fan
BLOGGER: This guy has tatto signatures of Chicago Bears players. Talk about a football fanatic. Someone needs to get Mr. Clean another fucking hobby don’t you think? I noticed he also has no hair on his chest except around his nipples.
Ego Check
MAIL: Would you bang either of these two?
This is Easy. I think the girl on the right is an absolute 10 on the……I have a huuuggge Ego Scale. Look at her comanding sexy face. She must have thought she was the hottest chick in Chicago at that very second. My guess, she wasn’t…. So easy to say ladies with way too much tude are a nay. Plus, I was never into chicks with gorilla-like arms.
Now, the one on left……Did you even have to ask?
Matt
Sexy Stuff Here
Let me start off to by saying to the mailer that you are a wicked good spy to snag this bad boy. (I like the way that sounds Wicked Spies). I wish there were more great people out there with no morals like yourself. The world would be a better place.
Second, Was she on the biggest loser? Her sexy gut looks very familiar.
FYI: Ben is already in the bathroom with the Jergens.
Matt
Naturist
MAIL: The girl in the red totally digs you man. Her face doesn’t read get the fuck away from me loser at all!
Yeah, she wants none of that. She probably received a nice dose of dragon breath from this smooooth operator.
I have a question for the sweet innocent looking chick in white. I was wondering if you are wearing a tiny, tiny thong or just letting shit breathe naturally? I’m going to guess the second one. You look like you were brought up by naturist. Yes naturist, the people who are one with the Earth’s Chi and walk around naked all the time having orgies with livestock.
No matter, you should realize that it’s very rude to be smearing your sweaty naked ass on a friends couch! I hope you sprayed some Lysol on it after.
Matt
Life is Short
I almost fell for it. Up until I saw the ghostly shadow of a girl behind the 1980’s Mustache Man.
Anyways, what important in this picture is that his shirt says Life is Short Spray Tan. Does anyone know where he got it? I want to buy one for the chick that looked like a Neon Sign.
Shit, I forgot my red shirt and blue jeans today ladies..Sorry
Fugly
Mail: These two are the ugliest school girls ever!!
I think that is a given for all cross dressing men, but yes the word “Fugly” comes to mind when I see this pic.
