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YMCA
Are these kids a cover band for Village people? What’s up with the dum YMCA dance? Let me guess the kid with the sweaty pits usually dresses as the gay looking cop. He has that special look. You in the back. Why so shocked? First time anyone has ever wanted to take a pic of you huh? Matt 32
I soooo would bang the cheerleader with the #32 jersey. (yes , I know there’s three). Some rules first. The one on the left needs to bring a bottle of tekillya, Jose Silver and a paper bag. The one on the right needs to bring a dime bag and a step ladder. The middle hmmn..you know what, come alone and tell yah friends to stay home. Matt Hey guys. I want to let you know that we are working on making some cool changes to the site so we won’t be putting up post again till monday and the site may be down for a bit while we make the changes over the weekend. Sorry..I know we are dicks.
What!
MAIL: What the fuck you starring at Bitch!
Is she a lesbian by any chance? My Lesbian alarm is going off something fierce. Matt Monkey
MAIL: Here is another Boob Off contest for you guys. I think the dark hair chick is the winner and she’s really hot. First off. Don’t ever try to judge this contest mailer! Do you think that just anybody has the skills to do this? Only a trained professional such as myself and Ben can handle Ta Tas..I mean contest of this magnitude. Anyways, she does have some nice home grown canataloupe styled ones that every guy wishes they could juggle around for a while or use as a comfy pillow. Amazingly you were right. Lucky guess. Second: She is cute, not really hot. There is a difference. You probably think that she’s really hot because she is standing next to two monkeys. It acts like an optical illusion. Cover them up and take another look. Also, it probably doesn’t help your scale any that you never banged any chicks over a 5. Matt DISCLAIMER: This post is no way meant to harm or degrade monkeys in any way shape or form. We love those little guys.
Barney..
MAIL: Nothing sexier than a woman with a big butt wearing a purple dress and sandals. If you look fast you’ll think it’s Barney ahhh ok, I do see white Grandma panties sticking out. Either that or a Maxi pad. Not sure. Matt Skid Mark
You probably should have changed the tighty whiteys before you played strip twister. In my experience skid marks tend to smear on the colored circles and ruin all the fun. I know I wouldn’t want to touch a blue circle with brown shit on it, would you? Don’t even answer that… You ladies turned on yet? Matt
French Fries
MAIL: I thought I’d share with you guys that I just looked up GROSS in the dictionary and found this picture. You know she ate those fries too. What a fucking waste of good fries, those look nice and crispy just the way I like them! I could be losing it, but the face she is making reminds me of Shrek….minus the green. Anyone else see it? Matt |
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