So what
BLOGGER: So I let a fart rip. What’s the big deal?
Peeing
You ladies are smart. Peeing on the lawn is a great way to save on water costs in these tough times. The only problem is the girl on the left seems to be getting more on her sandals than the lawn. Who the hell showed her how to water the grass like that.. Lindsey Lohan?
Matt
Improper use of “Fist-Pump”
So you’re in mom and dad’s unfinished basement drinking amateur beers, looks like “Bud Ice” maybe?
Alright, that sounds like a wicked fun time, clearly without any females. At least you all have your clothes on. I am gonna have to issue a citation to the kid in the middle in the tan sweatshirt for improper fist pump. What the hell is with the bent arm? Guy, c’mon. Straight up, and straight down. It’s so simple. Looks like you’re checking for body odor kid.
2009 Strongman Competitor
By my guess, I think you’re doing curls wrong. It looks more like you’re doing “swing-arm calf raises.” Any meat heads out there will know what I’m talking about… Looks like a staggering 54lbs you have there buddy, you on the juice? I think you’re flag needs to be washed too… Not sure though.
Scorpion Woman?
You have scorpion on your boob. Careful. It may sting you. Just wasn’t sure if you were aware of that little creature on you, because you look so intent on showing the top half of your rack to the camera. Next time, get a little more creative. I mean, doing it in what looks like the principals office is cool and all, but… Skin to win honey.
Medusa
MAIL: It looks like Medusa isn’t just a ancient legend.
Wasn’t this suppose to be submitted to the rate sexiness section?
Matt
