Painted
BLOGGER: Here is a classic pic of painted boobs for everyone. I personally hate the flowers but love the boobs. All at least C cups. I’d qualify them as cougars too. They are not spring chickens and they are worth doing. You people agree?
Cougahss
MAIL: The cougars were out in full force one night last summer in Cape Cod. As you can see in the picture, the woman on the right has her dress partially off and I believe she is using a bathing suit as underwear.
I assume you mean the elderly woman on the left backing her shit up on the hopefully shitttt-faced kid in white. Sorry, she’s no cougar. I will classify her as “left over lunch” though. I’m surprised she’s wearing anything under there. The older chicks usually don’t bother. They have less time in their lives to spare.
I hope the ladies out there don’t think all men are like him. Just because he’s willing to dig through a pile of cobwebs for some ass doesn’t mean we all will.
Matt
Another cougar?
MAIL: omg not another cougar ……..
Just because they are old doesn’t mean they are cougars people. There are certain requirements which she doesn’t meet.
Matt
Cougaaahh
MAIL: pretending to take a picture of your friend, but really getting the nasty lady in the background
Yes, the V neck is down to her belly botton on purpose. No, it didn’t just get ripped by some would be rapist in a parking lot tussle. Don’t look appauled. This is what happens when you hit 40’s and go out hunting for some young meat.
16 Beers. What? cougars have lots of experience.
FP’s
MAIL: hey guys i was at the club called orchid on rt 1 on the famous northshore…after reading all your comments about the fistpumpers i think that i found where they have their meetings…im talking blowouts…ripped jeans and tanning explosions…they are all there…Avalon back in the day thats what it was…legit there was a lot of bald guys…i figured they lost their hair cuz all the hair wax they used when they would go to avalon…please do something funny wit this spot.
There is nothing funny about balding fistpumpers. This must be the place where blowouts go to die. We have gotten more mail about Orchid than Joey Sincere and Blow Gloss combined. Literally we have addresses, family names, phone numbers and favorite colors. What are we supposed to do with this kind of information? All I want to do is make women’s shoes in my spare time. I’m not into stalking people.
To Orchid Camera Man: Sorry our logo covered up your logo. We didn’t do it on purpose. Just so everyone knows underneath WSW it says, “Orchid www.orchidboston.com”.
Ahhhhhh!
Nice. Nothing like fake BJ action out at bars for a Kodak moment. What the hell is with the animal print recently too? Another one rocking some snow leopard or something… Granted her hair style says cougar, and she’s definitely rockin’ some “Mom jeans” but that’s okay, I’m not gonna hold it against her.
That girl looks like a pro huh? She takes charge! She’s grabbing the dude’s hips and saying, “Come here, Johnson!”
On a side note, nothing related to this post whatsoever… Some hate mail(hate tube?) has been brought to our attention. Don’t worry, it’ll get handled. Don’t know why people have no sense of humor sometimes… And even then, if we go over the line, we let you request to take a picture down, and it comes down. Personally I don’t think we’ve been overly harsh but I guess that’s me. Matt and I have been discussing what we should do to this kid who made a nice video… So sorry to give you this little blurb and then say “Stay Tuned”… but…
Stay tuned.
Longest tongue ever.
EMAIL: Cougars kissing. Not too sure if this is hott or not.
Hott or not? Scary is more like it. She looks like she could vomit at any moment. Not taking this down. Don’t ask.
Boy Band
Mailer: Look at that …. fist pumpers and hotties…these kids are straight off the north end, Boston…
Yeah the Italian fist pumping express has just piled into what looks to be the estate. I guess these guys are in a boy band too. That’s why they roll into clubs in two sets of color coordinated outfits. Black dress shirts and grey tank tops. I heard they are called New Guidos on the C*ck or something. The cute girl in the middle with the 80’s curls is their groupie. Hi there 
. This pic was taken at the start of thier patent synchronized “grinding air and talking with their hands dance routine. I wish we got the whole thing.
Aren’t you boys a few cc’s shy of wearing a tank top at a club? Honestly, even if you were jacked, it’s never ever ever ever ever cool. Consider it free advice.
Wait….Is that a cougar I spy way in the back. I see you in the glasses. I almost missed that sh!t. . Did you pick up some young meat?
