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Tools and Whores
Mail: tools and whores apparently what boston does best. These chicks must be expensive whores. I see the Luis Vuitton. Shit, send them over to WSW. We are always looking for hot new talent. Make sure she brings the Corona. I like when they do cool tricks with beer bottles. Don’t send the tools. We already have plenty of those here. Matt Return of the Cowabunga
Just because ya haven’t been on the site in a while, doesn’t mean you’re off the hook fellas. Looks like we have a shocker, a rock-on type hand signal, and my favorite in the middle, the number 3. Did you run out of ideas or something bud? Cameraman was “quick like ninja”? Couldn’t figure out what the best gangsign to throw up was huh? Alcohol DOES impair fine motor skills… It’s alright buddy. You’ll get ‘em next time. 100%
MAil: 100% Fake boobs + 100% Fake Blonde + 100% Fake Tan = 100% Real Cheese Don’t let the mean mailer hurt your feelings. So you know, I’d do you first out of all your friends. Plus, you put a lot of time, effort and money into yourself so you deserve a special treat. Is the tantastic guy in back human? He reminds me of an alien for some reason. Not sure why. Maybe it’s his slighty tilted head followed by the creepy stare and beady little eyes. I guess the super orange glow could be a factor also. Nah. Matt
Back in the day
Just goes to show you the retarded things we used to do in the late 90’s/early 2000’s. I have to admit, me and my friends used to do the same daaaamn thing. And we’re dudes. The f#ck were we thinking? Ninjas
You guys all go to the gym together looking like that? Awesome armbands, camo and white bandanas?? Except for you on the left, why ya gotta be original? I swear you’ll see these kids in line wearing the same attire for the upcoming G.I. Joe movie… Awwww look… Mom made you guys a veggie platter… How nice. Joining Forces?
Nowwww we know where the GKM has been. They’ve been in closed door meetings with the GWBHTSWBM… or for short, the BHM… This is kinda like if the Soprano’s and the Corleone’s met up and had a night out at… Well sh!t I can’t really tell where this is, but it has lots of balloons. Good to see ya again Sir Gingalot. You reclaim your celebrity status by obviously having a picture of you posing in the midst of a rival gang. Speaking of celebrities… Where the hell has Johnny Superstar been?? NOT OK CREW
Mailer: FIST PUMPERS AT THE NORTH SHORE NEW HOT SPOT .. ORCHID Seems to me that this is a plug. I can’t say I’ve been to Orchid or ever even heard of it…. It looks a lot like my grandmothers bathroom used to look like, with the old black and white tile walls. It even has a bunch of guidos in it who use vasoline in their hair just like hers did. (FYI, real old school Italians used Vasoline for everything..) If your gonna sneak a plug in, send a pic with hotties not a pickle fest please. Your sending the wrong message. I can’t get over the fact that NASA is now selling that shiny thermo tin foil stuff to make clothes out of. You must be able to fist pump 24/7 in that get up and not even break a sweat. I guess its serves multiple functions too, like after a night in the town you go get pizza and wrap left overs in your jacket and put it in the fridge. Good call. You with the cross. God is almighty, powerfull and great and all I agree, but wearing a cross on top of your shirt is not. Please do yourself a favor and tuck that sh!t in! Come on guys, don’t you know we get thousands of views a day on this site and how many are hotties. Your gonna go out next weekend and hit on some girl and she’s gonna say aren’t you that guy on WSW with the NASA tin foil jacket who wear vasoline in his hair?. Then she will laugh and walk away. I’m actually embarrassed for you. You can do the OK sign all you want, but no, you guys are NOT OK. VIP’N at REV
Mikey…your boys keep sending us pictures. I swear I have like 30 now and they all look exactly the same. Just so we are clear here, our little logo is covering up the Revolution Rock Bar logo and I don’t know how to uncover it because I’m retarded. I’m pretty sure that the guy in front who manages the place sent it in just so he could show people how cool his bar is. Well listen bud, Revolution is already one of my favorite places so you don’t have to sell me. Why can’t more clubs in Boston adopt the idea that wearing white sneakers is not going to scare away pretty girls? I understand the whole theory that you’re trying to keep out trouble. There is an easy fix to this…discrimination. Do it.
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