Take note all you girls who want to be pornstars. This is what will happen to your face after a 100 person gang bang. It typically goes away in 24 hours. I know cause that’s what girls look like after I have sex with them and I’m the equivalent of 100 men.

 Matt 

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MAIL: The two chillest chicks eva. Which one would you guys do first?

Well….Lets see….Both are doing Animal Planet, Kissy face and are wearing sunglasses indoors. hmm

NEITHER, both of these chicks think they are way too cool for school and are not worthy of the mulitple, supernatural orgasms I would give them. 

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 Seriously, whoever sent this pic in sucks big hairy ape balls. I wish I never saw it. I feel somehow violated and want to go cry in the shower.   The sad thing is you know the sick f%ck who took this picture probably had a little S & M with Grandma and got off on it. See what looks to be porn way in the back next to the lamp.  Just imagine her old, pale bonny ass getting it on. ooh yeah.  I’m sorry I posted it, actually no I’m not, you guys are crazy if you think I want to be the only one forever disturbed by this.  I can at least go to a support group now with others who understand. 

Group Hug Time…..

Tags: Crazy sh!t, Dallas by Mark
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