Evil Blonde
BLOGGER: This is why you don’t keep your enemies close
DRUNK TEXTS: I accidentaly took a piss on a homeless guy sleeping.
PRO CHICKS
Ok everyone. We are going to play a game with your imaginations today. I want you all to imagine both girls with clear cups filled with liquid instead of them holding the mikes. Got it.
Now tell me that this picture doesn’t look like a cum shot in some cheesy amateur porn!
(not that you girls are amateurs or anything. I’m sure you are pros)
Matt
Peeing Outside
BlOGGER: Are you seriously shocked that she took a picture.
Gee Whiz…Do yah think she’s a screamer?
For girl in the back:
Mayday! Mayday! Shit faced chicks down! I repeat Shit faced chick down! Bring a redbull and some pizza pronto!
Matt
