BLOGGER: He’s finally playing with a full deck

Drunk Texts: I cant wear a biki bc I have hickeys all over my boobs

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BLOGGER: Does anyone else feel that the poor watermelon was violated like I do? lol

DRUNK TEXTS: My horoscope forgot to mention I’d be puking all night

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BLOGGER: This is what you call a f’n prank.

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BLOGGER: F’d up face plant- Always a great position for a photo op.

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BLOGGER: Is this suppose to be a beer pong victory dance or something. haha

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BLOGGER: This guy is a modern day picasso and look he even spelled penis right.

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BLOGGER: You don’t need 3-D glasses to see he’s a light weight.

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BLOGGER: Check out this kid. He reminds me of a zulu warrior. I think it’s the oranges.

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