Sofa and Sparklez?!
BLOGGER: Could this be real? Or is it a mythical gathering?? My mind is playing tricks on me.
Sweedish
MAIL: Here’s a new section to add to your site: Swedish Fistpumpers
OH MY FUCKING GOD! I pray you are right mailer because if this was taken in US I’d might cry. I refuse to believe we have reached a level of this deuchbagery here.
They look like some retarded euro trash boy band. All I can wonder is how many bottles of hair products and bronzer was used on these guys. Probably enough to supply the entire Playboy mansion for a year.
FYI: To any fathers out there. This is what happens to your son when you let them play with makeup and dolls when they are little. Don’t be that guy!
Matt
North End
MAIL: Look at the guido on the right. He is all jacked up but then has these skinny legs.
Thats what people in Boston call the ”North End” workout. It’s because they only work out the north end of their bodies. Get it. Yeah it’s fucking retarded but amazingly accurate.
I feel people might be overusing the word Guidos these days. I’m part Italian and I don’t want posers stealing our toolish thunder. Just because he is jacked up wearing Gucci sunglasses, a bandanna, and has brown hair and a dark complexion doesn’t mean he’s a Guido.
He needs to be Italian otherwise he is just a wannaguid.
Mystify
Mail: the guys in the middle pick up all the chicks majoring in graphic design……
Well no sh!t. It’s easy when you mystify them with sparkle shirts. It’s like a fly to a bug zapper… Stop biting your friends ear, Tyson. Look at how scared he looks…
Ben
Nice faces
MAIL: Looks like a casting call for the Tool Academy…
Those are faces only a mother could love. Guy on the right looks familiar. Is that who I think it is Ben?
Sleeveless
Mail: I’m glad this bar had a dress code otherwise he might of worn something completely retarded looking…
Oh, you mean like those weird things people are calling sleeves these days.
Sweet Animal Planet
Mark
Guido Mating Ritual
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MAILER: Real fist pumpers don’t need clubs. They fist pump where ever they want. Even at pools all by themselves.
After seeing this hilarious video I decided to officially start a WSW Most Wanted List. If anyone has any information on who these guys are pleeeaase notify WSW squad immediately! Do not try to apprehend them yourself, they are probably heavily drugged and extremely oily.
Baby guidos in the making.
MAILER: “HEY GUYS, LETS ALL GET IN THE BATHROOM TOGETHER AND THROW UP OUR FAKE GANG SIGNS SO PEOPLE CAN THINK WE’RE COOL!”
I sense sarcasm mailer. I think this is soooo fucking cool.
Hey guys, the vagina sign is suppose to be vertical, not horizontal. You’ll understand why once you actually see one.
