BLOGGER: I hope thats apple juice in those cups

 Drunk Texts: I caught myself starring at man boobs -Does that make me gay?

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BLOGGER: This is what I call motivation to study at the library!

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BLOGGER: She’s been naughty and needs a good spanking

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BLOGGER: They must really like cell phones.  I wonder what other fetishes they have besides the obvious?

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BLOGGER: There’s now 1001 uses for duct tape.

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BLOGGER: Talk about getting down and dirty.

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BLOGGER: Why did it have to be censored damn it!

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BLOGGER: Total humiliation. She must think she is at the beach right now.

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