Fuck You!
BLOGGER: Fuck You I’m Sexy!
I wonder if her surgeon was wasted when he put in the silicone. Her left boob looks……How can I say this nicely…umm..Dumb!
Matt
Retarded
BLOGGER: The great thing about acting retarded while wearing a construction barrell is that noone can see who you are.
Puff Puff Give Meg
TMZ Megan Fox speaks, men listen — even if they’re stoned. The folks over at High Times magazine got their pot prayers answered when Megan Fox told GQ she’d like to see marijuana legalized. Emerging from a cloud of smoke, the editors of HT have decided they need Megan in the mag — STAT!!!
Senior Editor David Bienenstock tells us he’s reached out to Megan’s people about doing an interview — and possibly even a cover. There’s no denying it: The idea of Megan posing half naked with an assortment of pot paraphernalia is enough to turn anyone into a stoner.
Finding out that she likes to get high almost made me cum in my pants. I really can’t think of any activity that is more fun than getting high and banging a hot 23 year old who likes to play with transformers. All you ladies take note because this is a boys dream come true. I wonder if she also likes to fist pump to techno on E? Nah…I’m probably asking too much. Hey Meg, if you ever come to Boston and want the real good stuff shoot me an email.
I won’t charge you I promise. I’m sure we can work out some other special arrangement.
Matt
Pointing
MAIL: me and these assholes were hauling ass to ‘pick up’ what they’re pointing at is who is gonna get they’re packed first
Took me a while to get what you were saying with your awesome english, but I get it now. You were pointing at who is gonna get their fudge pack first..
Little more info than needed.
Thanks..
Matt
I wonder?
Some one thinks they’re hot. Hmmmmm. I wonder how many points you two would drop if we removed the make up, bright pink lipstick, super nova plus bronzer, padded bras, fake eye lashes, hair coloring and even your strange green coctail?
Probably more points than you two can count. So check the ego at the door ladies. Remember, you’re never as hot as you think.
Matt
