Belongs on MTV
BLOGGER: I’d vote him onto MTV’s IS SHE REALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM. If he was ever able to land a hot chick looking like that. haha
Gorgeous
Blogger: enough said!! will you please look at this kid? why is he giving the “gorgeous face”
Respectable Mate
MAIL: My mate in a state. He’s respectable – he’s wearing a tie !
This was taken at a rest area right? We have a name for those types here in the U.S. They’re called sex offenders.
BTW: Show this guy where the sun is located. He’s so pale he’s fucking blinding me.
Matt
Ed hardy model
MAIl: Graced with Blue steel all night here we have Boston’s Finest @ the Ed hardy fashion show at orhid. Too bad his dick is skinnier than a cigarette.
Alright ladies, get out the vibrators and lubricants because we have this sexy Ed hardy Super Model ready to get down and dirty wih yah. Only one catch, you aren’t going to use the vibrators on yourselves, but instead on our Star tattoed SUPER ED TARD here. Come to think of it, forget the lub also, he has enough grease in his hair to handle all of you. Oh yeah, in case the wanna be ancient komodo robe is not freaky enough for yah, he will throw on some cool ass red glasses with little slits so you can feel like your in a sci fi porn.
COME ON!
Whether you are paid to look like this or not, there really isn’t any excuse. I hope at least 50 people punched this kid in the star that night for looking so ED-TARDED.
I really, really, really, hope that after seeing this you people see will the fucking light. Ed hardy is nooooot cool.
Matt
Huh?
So we get this pic and the mailer says, “This kid goes to the gym at least 3 times a day and does serious steroids. He a freakish wannabe guido that needs to be put in a cage. K and whats with the tattoos!?”
I don’t get the tattoos either.
At least the ones on MY ARMS say, “Thunder” and “Lightning.”
I have one more on my ass that says, “I eat baby kittens” too, but not too many people see that one.
Disappointing
Thanks sooo much for the pic mailer. Good stuff! I just hope all our visitors have their magnifying glasses handy.
Too bad… This pic had lots of potential. Nothing is a better stress reliever than ripping on a Self Absorbed Meathead. I take that back. A Self Absorbed Mini Meathead that is taking pics of himself in his grandmothers make up desk wearing a funny yellow hat.
Hey Ben, you mentioning my secret collection of gay porn reminds me of the time you were shit faced in Cancun and somehow ended up crying in the shower for hours like Jim Kerry in Ace Ventura. Now that is great story. You should probably tell our fans someday. They’ll understand that it can happen to anyone. Won’t you guys?
Matt
Man oh Man
Man there’s a lot of toolish behavior in this picture. Primarily on my skinny little friend to the right. There is ABSOLUTELY no reason to be wearing that fake gold chain. Is that a dollar sign? JESUSSS. That’s pretty ironic don’t you think buddy? A dollar sign on a $2 fake gold chain? Seriously, take my advice. Junk that shit, It’s retarded looking. The reason you are still a virgin is because you are wearing that thing. While you are at it, you and your boy need to ditch those stupid hand signs. Soooo stupid… You are obviously not a gang banger. Plus, do you even know what it means? It stands for tool. I swear. Every time you put those up you are saying hey look at me I’m a tool.
Lastly, don’t get all pissy about this post. I’m only trying to help.
Matt
