Shaggy

passed out drunk 

MAIL: Is that the real life Shaggy from Scooby Doo?

Sure looks like him. It seems he is a big pussy like him too. Really…who draws a 1-inch red line on someone passed out? WOW, that’s soooo crazy khed.  Now that I think of it, the beer is probably the rookies and Shaggy is faking.

I want to meet SUE. She had the purple marker and apparently all the balls. 

Matt

Sexy Sexy

whip cream chc

MAIL:  Is she really spraying whip cream over her shirt? I hope she realizes that its not hot at all.  Some guy probably suckered her into this so he can look at this pic and laugh his ass off at her.

You mean the way 10,000 people are this very second?

Totally Redic….

Matt

 

 

Wack Tat

Inked

MAIL: Should have been terminated 1984.

I expect something dumb like this from a meathead, but I can see from the lack of defintion that you’re not one or at least, not a very good one. You really couldn’t think of anything better to waste $300 on? Its ok, I know hot to fix it.  Tatto the word “tool” above it.

Then it will all make sense.

Matt

Think Green

sexy bitch

MAIL: this girls myspace page says “I bring sexy back, nonone can compete with this” I think she can relax with the all the lip gloss, make up, hat, sunglasses, etc. She seems to forget that she is at a lake somewhere in Manchester, NH not at a Maxim Photoshoot in South Beach.

That’s on her myspace. No way!

I would of guessed her to be the type to have ”say no to animal testing” or “Save the Earth, please recycle” up on her page.

 Mark