Hot chicks in Lingerie

Hot girls in lingerie at nightclub

BLOGGER: Now that is a proper dress code. Gotta love Miami

Red Hat

hot cow girl

BLOGGER: Yep, that old style beer that she is drinking. NASTY

 I’m sorry. I never even heard of that crap. Don’t you know by now that I only drink real hard alcohol. Just last night I had a Frozen Strawberry Daiquiris topped off with pineapple and a cute pink umbrella. That’s a real man’s drink.

BTW: She looks well trained at riding boys….ah…bulls, bulls.

Matt

Hot Kiss

intoxicated girls kissing

BLOGGER: That’s really hot.

Look at the size of your Ta Tas on the left.  They DWARF your friends. Don’t you feel just a little bit bad about pushing those bad boys up in her face? It’s like screaming “Hey I have big boobs and you only have a piece of sheet rock”. The more I think of it, you are jamming your tongue down her throat to make up for it.

I guess you are a real friend

Matt

Smiley

BLOGGER: BABES

Not sure what I’m the hell I’m looking at here and the Blogger was as useless as a 3rd nut. Are they Binks? Those outfits are looking a bit questionable and what the fuck is up with the smiley over her mouth. Was there really reason to sensor that? Does she still have a few pubes lodged in her teeth from last night or are you covering up the herp?  

I’m confused.  Oh, well. This sucks. I think it’s safe too move on to the next.

Matt

Funky Zebra

miami hottie

Blogger: Theres a new trend starting here in Miami.  Chicks are going for the funky zebra look with cheesy purple/bleached blond hair. Sorry Matt, I think here Ta Tas are real.

Mole

BLOGGER: PUKED IN MY MOUTH

Star boy

sick tattos

BLOGGER: Look at this badass. Smoking AND at the beach. AND no shirt. AND tattoo.

 

Pink Train

college girls

 

You know what would make this train a whole lot more sexy. That’s right ladies… Fake Boobs.

About 5 new sets. Not you second to the left. You already meet the minimum requirements

Matt

 


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