MAIL: only the one on the left really looks mexican

Yah think?  I thought Mexicans were taller? 

Why are you biting your lip to the right. You look like your about to Mac Daddy it on some chicks but there are none. It’s disturbing, please don’t do that unless you see some nice Ta Tas in the room. Thx. How did it ever turn into a such a pickle fest anyways? You amigos had all the necessities. Red lights, pink insulation, plumbing lines and a basement all to yourselves!

I don’t know. I can’t figure out the female species these days. 

Matt

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Art institute of Boston: You know its been a good night when you need a spotter for your next shot. You know, just in case your alcohol levels are too high and the shot will cause you to black and fall on your face.

BTW: Getting drunk is cool. Getting drunk in your parents basement is not cool. My advice guys, invest in your own pad, get some muscles and buy a boat load more of booze.  You guys are gonna need all the help you can get in order to get laid…

You might hate me now but you’ll thank me later

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Hey fellas…
Is this what usually goes on in mom’s basement after you’ve had few beers?

You get in your ripped up jeans, put on some 80’s sunglasses and start flexing like you were in “Pumping Iron”??
Ya know, steroids are pretty easy to come by these days…
Not sure if you knew that but ya know… Just throwin it out there.

(Ben, you didn’t even notice the playboy thingy on this dude’s hip. What the hell is that? Ohhhhh that must be where he keeps his condoms. Just in case.)

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