Douchebag Beach

Thanks mailer for the link to these guys. It’s pretty much a WSW rule to post anything with the word douchebag in the title. These guys are entertaining in a dumb, stupid, immature, douchebaggy kind of way. Pretty much like us. 

I wonder if the ginger chick had to give a cut of the money she made from this video to the ginger kid mafia? They have their little greedy hands in everything.

Matt

Gangsta

real life cartoon

BLOGGER: He looks like a cross between a modern day Fist Pumper and a Disney Gangsta Cartoon set in the 1930s.  

 

Took himself out!

BLOGGER: I think it’s safe to say he didn’t pick up any girls that night.

 

Make up

drunk girls

Whats up with all the homelyness Ladies? Is there a rule book that demands all Newark women to do the exact opposite of LA women? You aren’t allowed blonde hair, fake tans, fake ta tas, or make up?  You know I always thought I wanted a “real looking girl” to grow old and have lots of assholes with, but after seeing you three I changed my mind.  I rather be tricked into thinking I’m scoring hot ass..

I guess the grass is always greener on the other side.

Matt

Bitches

girl and dog

Mail: Just two typical bitches blowing sexy kisses at each other. 

I think this is WSW’s first Dog on Dog action.

The one on the left blows like a pro.

I bet the one on the right smells her own shit and licks her own ass.

Wild Guess

Matt

Little doggy

guy passed out drunk

 

MAIL: Guess what the dog and him have in common?

They are both little fucking bitches!

I’m shocked that this kid’s friends didn’t even bother to draw some obscene pictures on this rookie. You can’t let a bud get that wasted and not turn his face into a piece of scrap paper with bad doodles. Where are the dicks, balls, ta tas etc.  I honestly expected more from Newarkers.. Newarkites..whatever the hell they are called.

Boston’s kheds would had at least 2 dicks drawn on his face before he even hit the tile.

Matt

 

Polish Kid

rip guidos

Obviously this Polish kid is trying to see if doing lateral raises in the gym has increased any mass on his delts…

Nope.

Who’s hand that is?? Can’t be his cuz it doesn’t match his orange hue…

Ten points for the Sonic the Hedgehog haircut though… I hope you called Sega and asked for their permission.

Honda Prelude

mens entertainment

Narnia Motor Company has announced its purchase of the early/mid 90’s design rights for the Honda Prelude. The new concept car shown above, the Gaylude, will be on arriving in wardrobe cabinets for 2009.