MAIL: So this is a battle of mine who was partying before leaving for iraq soooo he was pretty trashed..
Unfortunately for me, that’s my bed.
while this picture was taken he was liking his fingers and running them up his ass and then re licking them

I’m sure he was just worried about the long distance bromance and didn’t want you to forget how hot his ass is. Wait.. that doesn’t make any fucking sense..

I guess they don’t call alcohol the truth serum for nothing yah know!

I’d cut all ties…Yesterday!

Matt

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All I can make out is the P and a N on the paper. Kinda reminds me of Hang Man

 P_n _ _  _ _ _ _

I know it’s Penis Wash! I saw something on E about those businesses the other day. Spence Pratt used to run one prior to the Hills. They have no start up cost since the only equipment needed is your mouth. They charge about $20 per head and get lots of repeat customers. Well, he did because he was a pro. I’m sure you will do well. You don’t look like a rook either.

Good luck with the new venture.

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MAIL: I banged chicks tougher than this kid.

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Me too my bashful friend. Me too.

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