Why a geek?
BLOGGER: I don’t get why they call them band geeks? Do you? lol
Real or Fake
MAIL: This is like, THE last guy I would ever want to get mugged by. I can’t tell where his beard ends and his chest hair begins. Overall a rather frightening man.
Where the hell did you dig up this gem? He looks like a museum statue of something they found frozen in Antarctica and decided to make a mold of it. Then some drunk idiot walked by slapped a hat on it and took a pic. This could be the most serious looking dude I ever seen. Do you have any of him wearing a pink tutu or a princess crown? That would be fucking hilarious.
I think I want to name him Caveroid.
Matt
Get off
MAIL: Hey get this crazy white girl the fuck off me Dick!
I feel her pain. I have plenty of crazy white ones trying to straddle all the time. It’s like a damn epedic when I go out. Only they look like a bunch of meatballs and aren’t nearly as hot as her. Hmmm. I wonder why? Oh wait…. I know, because I live in Bahston and hot girls are as common as Bentleys around here. Luckily, I have Ben to jump on the grenades for me.
To the crazy white girl: Nice kissy face. You must be one of those girls who does it all the time because you nailed it while straddling. Very Impressive. By the way, has anyone ever told you that you have a nice shelf on your ass. Similar to Jay Lo’s?
Matt
America greatest minds.
Let me guess, you are all Ivy League graduates who just came back from a conference on cold fusion technologies right? I always wonder what Ivy leaguers do after a day of tedious debates and lectures. It looks like you have belly button showcasing contests. There seems to be some stiff competition with all those sick packs too. I want you to tell me who wins so I can have a show down between the winner and Sofa King.
Wait a sec, what am I saying? You guys aren’t in the same league as Sofa. He’s a belly button showcasing Pro. Sorry Sofa for even thinking it.
To the guy in back; Where can I find maroon suede sweats cut shin high like yours?
Matt
Tanning Bed
What the f*ck kind of tanning goggles are those!?
P.S.- The ONLY time it was cool for more than 2 people to be in a tanningbed, was in the first season of Nip/Tuck when Christian banged that girl in one. That was it.
