BLOGGER: These guys are the oldest in the clubs and go for the club girls’ little sisters…so here’s a nice club photo of them..

HA HA..The little girl with the GOT JAMES is hilarious so Kudos on the photoshop. I laughed for a good 5 minutes. I can’t believe so many of you who hate on these guys though.  You got to give them some credit for making the vids. It’s not easy to entertain all you bitches yah know and they are pretty funny. In regards to your comment about the little girls let me tell you a little secret… GUYS DON”T GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT AGE. You really just gave them a compliment. The only thing that guys care about is if there is a warm wet vagina. PERIOD. Not whether or not the girl is 18, 19, 20, etc. Shit, if some guy is in his mid twenties and banging a 18 year old girl then he’s a hero to his friends.  

This reminds me of one of my favorite quotes.

“If there’s grass on the field play ball, if not flip them over and play in the mud.”

I made that one up myself I swear.

Check out The James here……TRUE!

Matt 

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BLOGGER: Could this be real? Or is it a mythical gathering?? My mind is playing tricks on me.

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MAIL: this girl is a Bleep Bleep Bleep, the thought of what she looks like without makeup on makes me throw up in my mouthhhh.

Is that your boyfriend mailer cause you seem awfully pissed off. You should try some transcendental meditation. They say it works wonders. 

Matt

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  I don’t know why, but I felt compelled to give you guys some cool names  :)

 Starting on the left.

Happy Pants

The Kiddy Diddler

Almost Stallone

Mr. Burns

Who cares

 Prince Preppy

 Right now you guys might not like these names but I promise eventually you will learn to love them.

FYI: Almost Stallone, easy on the cherry lip gloss next time. Sylvester wouldn’t approve. 

Say hi to THE JAMES for us guys.

 Matt

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MAIL: Dont you just want to come visit Providence!

Are you sure you don’t mean Provincetown aka Ptown?

Someone is looking tantastic.

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MAIL: Do you need a caption for this?

It would of been nice if you put a little effort into this relationship, but don’t sweat it.  The way Rico Suave is staring so lovingly into the camera while exposing his naked Naired chest is funny enough. Do you think Antonio Venederez is his father?

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Don’t use all that raspberry sauce in one place.

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Mailer: For the love of fashion I hope she stays in that fucking tree.

Why? Is the bumble bee look out these days?

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