Great postioning.
BLOGGER: Girls will be girls….
Pink is the next big thing
BLOGGER: You got to love the pink shirt. Classic Homo look.
Animal planet showing … Sweet!.
His pink shirt is the least of his worries. Look further north. Yup.. his hair or lack therof. Pass this along to him: PROPECIA
Oh, yeah, Tell the girl to the left her granny looking bra is very hot.
Matt
Baldy
FACT: Bald guys whole pose as Captain Morgan are trying to make up for their insecurity of being bald. They like to pretend they have lots of beautiful hair but in reality they need propecia and hair plugs.
Matt
Hairy Snow Dick
I’m going to take a wild guess and say that isn’t the first hairy dick that either on has played with…especially him. He probably had a lot of alone time.
This pic looks like its from the 80’s. Her bush must be waaaay longer than those sticks. What the hell were people thinking back then.
Pole
No no nooooo… You got it wrong. Its, 2 in the PINK… And you’re not allowed to give the Shocker to people dressed like oompa loompas. There’s some random law written about it… MGL 69 or something.
How’s that pole taste sweetheart? Mmmmmmm… the taste of hands… awesome.
Signs someone is a club virgin.
“Dude! DUUUUDE!! Did you see that? Two girls making out over there! OMG I just saw a nipple…”
Oh man… um… Hey bud… Listen, the World of Warcraft just isn’t the same without you. They need your level 80938034 mastery. Ever since you tried to switch over to clubs and stuff, even your XBOX Live membership has been reduced from Xbox Overlord to just platinum status. Isn’t it your calling to “pwn the noobs” at Halo 3 or something? Stick with what you’re good at there chief. Hey that girl over there said she wanted to do you… she’s sober I swear! She’s only had 14 martini’s.
Too many Dos Equis
Ya know when they make you “Drink the worm” in the bottom of the tequila bottle while on vacation? Lampshade here learned of a new customary practice. Apparently you drink as many “Dos Equis” beers as possible in one hour, and just after you pass out, the locals lube up the last bottle you finished and jams it right up your ass. Can’t wait to visit this place!!
Ben
